Corrupt My Wish

[rogera]

I wish Cloris, Phyllis, Bea, Betty and the gang would go away

Granted. They've gone to a small deserted island. The bad news is you've gone with them.

 

I wish I didn't have to do an onsite system upgrade tonight at midnight.

 

Granted, Your fired.

 

I wish someone would gift me a brand new K1200GT with all the options for Xmas.

[TEWKS]

I wish someone would gift me a brand new K1200GT with all the options for Xmas.

 

Granted, but they're all out of stock & only the K13's are available, so you're $hit out of luck.

 

I wish I could hang out with Jay Leno for a couple of days.

 

 

Pat

[Huzband]

 

I wish I could hang out with Jay Leno for a couple of days.

 

 

Pat

 

Granted, you're his new flunky mechanic.

 

I wish I could I could get a tube in the KTM without pinching it.

[Paul Mihalka]

Granted, you're his new flunky mechanic.

 

I wish I could I could get a tube in the KTM without pinching it.

Granted. But the valve stem broke away.

 

I wish I knew how many years of riding I have left.

 

(Yeah, I know, I could easily corrupt this myself )

[BFish]

Granted, you're his new flunky mechanic.

 

I wish I could I could get a tube in the KTM without pinching it.

Granted. But the valve stem broke away.

 

I wish I knew how many years of riding I have left.

 

(Yeah, I know, I could easily corrupt this myself )

 

 

granted...many, many more years of riding ahead of you!

 

wish buffalo chicken wings with bleu cheese and celery was a well rounded, healthy meal.

[Mister Tee]

Granted, it is, at least for a leper. Hope you like small islands and friends with missing limbs.

 

 

I wish I could have a nice juicy Whopper right now.

[BFish]

granted,

 

i wish i had one with cheese.

 

PS...see you all later, off to frankie's wings then BK.

[Mister Tee]

Granted, but it's been sitting for a week. I think that's cheese but I'm not sure.

 

 

I wish I could make a million dollars selling the nasty threesome video of Cloris Leachman, Phyllis Diller and Ron Jeremy.

[ltljohn]

Granted, but it's been sitting for a week. I think that's cheese but I'm not sure.

 

 

I wish I could make a million dollars selling the nasty threesome video of Cloris Leachman, Phyllis Diller and Ron Jeremy.

 

[Hoover]

Granted, but it's been sitting for a week. I think that's cheese but I'm not sure.

 

 

I wish I could make a million dollars selling the nasty threesome video of Cloris Leachman, Phyllis Diller and Ron Jeremy.

 

Granted, but you are starring in the sequel in Ron's place.

 

I wish it was summer again.

[Mister Tee]

Granted. It's the summer of '69. And speaking of which, you are presently doing the 69 thing with Ron Jeremy, with Cloris Leachman and Phyllis Diller making videos.

 

 

Oh, by the way, this is a true story - I actually went to basic training with Phyllis Diller's nephew. This was a long time ago.

 

I wish I could remember that MF's first name, other than "Private."

[Hoover]

Granted. It's the summer of '69. And speaking of which, you are presently doing the 69 thing with Ron Jeremy, with Cloris Leachman and Phyllis Diller making videos.

 

Now that's funny.

[BFish]

sorry for the hijack but the last round of posts had me laughing out loud in the early morning solitude of my office!! hilarious.

 

 

back to wishes.

[Mister Tee]

I should sober up before I make posts.

 

Granted, we're back to wishes, but they will just get corrupted.

 

 

I wish I didn't have to go to the Bay Area today.

[Lynn]

I wish I didn't have to go to the Bay Area today.

 

Granted. Instead you have to come to work (in the snow) where I am-which means no bike.

 

I wish our parking lot snowplow guy had not just smashed into my coworkers new car.

 

 

[Huzband]

 

I wish our parking lot snowplow guy had not just smashed into my coworkers new car.

 

 

Granted, but it was YOUR new car.

 

I wish I still lived where it snows.

 

Take your best shot. I grew up with it, & love it to this day.

[Albert]

 

I wish our parking lot snowplow guy had not just smashed into my coworkers new car.

 

 

Granted, but it was YOUR new car.

 

I wish I still lived where it snows.

 

Take your best shot. I grew up with it, & love it to this day.

 

Granted, except now you live where it still snows.

 

I wish I could find a pair of jeans that didn't shrink with age.

 

 

[ltljohn]

[quote=Albert

 

I wish I could find a pair of jeans that didn't shrink with age.

 

 

Granted, but now you "shrink" with age.

 

I wish I could think of some more creative wishes

[Mister Tee]

Granted, but you wish for something creative enough to violate Federal racketeering statutes, and cyber police discover you in an Internet sting operation. Your co-defendents are Cloris Leachman and Phyllis Diller.

 

 

I wish cold water didn't have that.... shrinkage effect.

[tallman]

Granted, but you wish for something creative enough to violate Federal racketeering statutes, and cyber police discover you in an Internet sting operation. Your co-defendents are Cloris Leachman and Phyllis Diller.

 

 

I wish cold water didn't have that.... shrinkage effect.

 

Granted.

But now Frank here is replacing your towels with a new invention.

 

 

I wish I had played the lottery this week, 5 of 6 numbers.

[ltljohn]

 

Granted.

But now Frank here is replacing your towels with a new invention.

 

 

I wish I had played the lottery this week, 5 of 6 numbers.

 

 

Granted, but federal officials discover the printing press in you basement that you made the ticket with and confiscate the prize to bail some corporation out.

 

I wish the unrally was sooner because I can't wait.

 

 

 

[Albert]

Granted but temperatures are still in the mid minuses and you must drive your SUV.

 

I wish I had a stock butt instead of an aftermarket one.

 

 

Self hijack: If Bob Palin married Phylis Diller, would he be Killer Diller?

[ltljohn]

Granted but temperatures are still in the mid minuses and you must drive your SUV.

 

I wish I had a stock butt instead of an aftermarket one.

 

 

 

Granted, but it's as pork butt.

 

I wish it would snow in Jacksonville for Christmas so my friends could really enjoy it.

[Huzband]

 

I wish it would snow in Jacksonville for Christmas so my friends could really enjoy it.

 

Granted, but you don't have any friends in Jax. ( That was fun. )

 

I wish I knew how bad Bama's gonna whup Florida Saturday.

[Bullett]

Bama wins 63-14, but your TV just broke and you fell down the stairs and won't be able to watch the game at a bar, either.

 

I wish the weather here was sunny and 70 degrees so I could run the F650 or the Rt up the canyon.

[Matts_12GS]

I wish I knew how bad Bama's gonna whup Florida Saturday.

 

Denied...

 

SEC title game: Alabama (12-0) vs. Florida (11-1) in Atlanta, 4 p.m., CBS

The buzz: This is the sixth time the Tide and Gators have met for the SEC title, and it's just the second time in the game's 17-year history that two top-five teams have met for the crown. Can the Tide's defense stop Florida's high-powered offense? Can the Gators slow the Tide's power-running attack?

The line: Florida by 9.5. | The pick: Florida 28-17.

 

 

I wish that prediction was true and I was calling Danny to gloat...

[Bullett]

Self hijack: If Bob Palin married Phylis Diller, would he be Killer Diller? dopeslap

 

Albert, you are a hoot!

[Huzband]

I wish I knew how bad Bama's gonna whup Florida Saturday.

 

Denied...

 

SEC title game: Alabama (12-0) vs. Florida (11-1) in Atlanta, 4 p.m., CBS

The buzz: This is the sixth time the Tide and Gators have met for the SEC title, and it's just the second time in the game's 17-year history that two top-five teams have met for the crown. Can the Tide's defense stop Florida's high-powered offense? Can the Gators slow the Tide's power-running attack?

The line: Florida by 9.5. | The pick: Florida 28-17.

 

 

I wish that prediction was true and I was calling Danny to gloat...

 

Denied....

 

 

I wish the weather here was sunny and 70 degrees so I could run the F650 or the Rt up the canyon.

 

Granted, but now you're in Florida, & there are no canyons.

 

I wish Matt was from Alabama.

[ltljohn]

I wish I knew how bad Bama's gonna whup Florida Saturday.

 

Denied...

 

SEC title game: Alabama (12-0) vs. Florida (11-1) in Atlanta, 4 p.m., CBS

The buzz: This is the sixth time the Tide and Gators have met for the SEC title, and it's just the second time in the game's 17-year history that two top-five teams have met for the crown. Can the Tide's defense stop Florida's high-powered offense? Can the Gators slow the Tide's power-running attack?

The line: Florida by 9.5. | The pick: Florida 28-17.

 

 

I wish that prediction was true and I was calling Danny to gloat...

 

 

Granted but his line is busy, he is calling the doctor because he fell down the stairs.

 

 

I wish I was independently wealthy so my wife did not have to work.

 

 

[ltljohn]

I wish I knew how bad Bama's gonna whup Florida Saturday.

 

Denied...

 

SEC title game: Alabama (12-0) vs. Florida (11-1) in Atlanta, 4 p.m., CBS

The buzz: This is the sixth time the Tide and Gators have met for the SEC title, and it's just the second time in the game's 17-year history that two top-five teams have met for the crown. Can the Tide's defense stop Florida's high-powered offense? Can the Gators slow the Tide's power-running attack?

The line: Florida by 9.5. | The pick: Florida 28-17.

 

 

I wish that prediction was true and I was calling Danny to gloat...

 

Denied....

 

 

I wish the weather here was sunny and 70 degrees so I could run the F650 or the Rt up the canyon.

 

Granted, but now you're in Florida, & there are no canyons.

 

I wish Matt was from Alabama.

 

Granted but now you are a GATOR

 

I wish the NCAA would institute a playoff format

[dewtwo]

Granted, but the big 10 still does not play at the big dance.

 

I wish my alergies would get better.

[ltljohn]

Granted, but the big 10 still does not play at the big dance.

 

I wish my alergies would get better.

 

Granted, but now you live in Antarctica where there is no pollen.

 

I wish Jack was big enough to ride with me

[bakerzdosen]

Granted, but now he doesn't want to (you only want what you can't have.)

 

I wish the US Interstate system more closely copied the Autobahn to the point of having no speed limits between major metropolitan areas.

[BFish]

Granted, but now he doesn't want to (you only want what you can't have.)

 

I wish the US Interstate system more closely copied the Autobahn to the point of having no speed limits between major metropolitan areas.

 

granted but fuel supply is depleted and bicycles become the transportion of choice.

 

i wish i knew how to type using upper case properlY.

 

 

[Albert]

Granted but now all your friends think you're "shifty".

 

I wish I had a use for sun glasses for the next 3 months.

[tallman]

gRANTED.

bUT yOU hAVE tO lIVE iN iOWA.

 

I wish the players would boycott the Bowl Games until the NCAA goes playoff in all divisions.

[Matts_12GS]

I wish the players would boycott the Bowl Games until the NCAA goes playoff in all divisions.

 

Granted, but it only a boycott till they're off probation.

 

I wish I could enjoy the holidays as much as my 6 year old.

[ltljohn]

I wish the players would boycott the Bowl Games until the NCAA goes playoff in all divisions.

 

Granted, but it only a boycott till they're off probation.

 

I wish I could enjoy the holidays as much as my 6 year old.

 

Granted, but now your 6yr old hates you for stealing all of his toys.

 

I wish someone would make a nice dual sport bike with a 29 in seat height that didn't cost too much.

[BFish]

I wish the players would boycott the Bowl Games until the NCAA goes playoff in all divisions.

 

Granted, but it only a boycott till they're off probation.

 

I wish I could enjoy the holidays as much as my 6 year old.

 

Granted, but now your 6yr old hates you for stealing all of his toys.

 

I wish someone would make a nice dual sport bike with a 29 in seat height that didn't cost too much.

 

Granted, but it's a huffy and it makes you huffy and puffy when you ride it.

 

I wish Dake Earhahrdt hadn't passed away and was still racing.

[Huzband]

 

I wish Dake Earhahrdt hadn't passed away and was still racing.

 

 

Granted, but #24 now has eight championships, while Dale is still at seven.

 

I wish I hadn't caught a cold last night.

[ltljohn]

 

I wish Dake Earhahrdt hadn't passed away and was still racing.

 

 

Granted, but #24 now has eight championships, while Dale is still at seven.

 

I wish I hadn't caught a cold last night.

 

Granted, you caught pneumonia instead

 

I wish my huffy had a motor so I wouldn't have to huff and puff up the hills

[Hoover]

Granted. Need I say more?

 

I wish the workday was over.

[Mister Tee]

Granted, it is. But now you're fired.

 

 

I wish I di-int drink so much wine.

[Matts_12GS]

I wish I di-int drink so much wine.

 

Granted.

But you've gained so much weight that Susan Powter won't even answer you phone calls.

 

I wish I could drink wine like beer

[Mister Tee]

Granted, but you die of liver failure within a week.

 

 

I wish I didn't have to spend all day )#*&$#$ shopping.

[ltljohn]

Granted, but you die of liver failure within a week.

 

 

I wish I didn't have to spend all day )#*&$#$ shopping.

 

Granted, but now you are broke and had to sell you bike for groceries.

 

I wish it hadn't snowed last night

[Huzband]

 

I wish it hadn't snowed last night

 

Granted, it hailed instead. Pounded the living h#&* out of your cars & they're totaled.

 

I wish Bama had held on to beat Florida.

[ltljohn]

I wish Bama had held on to beat Florida.

 

Granted but now you are a Gator fan.

 

I wish it was spring already

[bakerzdosen]

Granted, but now you live in Antarctica.

 

I wish I had a piping hot real Brooklyn pizza in front of me to eat.

[tallman]

 

I wish it hadn't snowed last night

 

Granted, it hailed instead. Pounded the living h#&* out of your cars & they're totaled.

 

I wish Bama had held on to beat Florida.

 

Granted.

But you've been turned into Charlie the Tuna

 

and must spend the rest of your days following the Colonel around saying, "tastes like chicken."

 

I wish that football season wasn't almost over.

 

 

Ooops, a bit late, well, "Sorry Char, I mean Danny..."