Huzband Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 I wish I knew where the retro-active delete key was on this keyboard. Granted. You just deleted yourself from this group. Permanantly. I wish I had been invited to Whip & Roadscholars event last month. Link to comment
Kathy R Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 I wish I had been invited to Whip & Roadscholars event last month. Granted. You and everyone WERE there. It's just that RS only gave some of us a memory. I wish I had a snowmobile Link to comment
Huzband Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 I wish I had a snowmobile Granted. You have a snowmobile for life. And your Wee-Strom is destined to be a barn find fifty years from now. I wish I could be around to pull a like-new DL650 out of a barn fifty years from now. Not that it would be worth anything, it'd just be fun to find one that works. Link to comment
Mister Tee Posted November 29, 2009 Author Share Posted November 29, 2009 Granted. But when the Feds find you pulling it out of the barn, they hit you with a $10M ($500, adjusted for inflation) environmental pollution fee. And it's not like you'd be able to ride it anyway, motorcycle riding had long since been legislated out of existance. I wish I could call for Scotty to beam me across the Pacific instead of spending 14 hours on a cramped ass airplane, fruitlessly eyeing the stewardesses with bad intent. Link to comment
Kathy R Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 I wish I could call for Scotty to beam me across the Pacific instead of spending 14 hours on a cramped ass airplane, fruitlessly eyeing the stewardesses with bad intent. Granted. You can call Scotty. He refuses. I wish people would understand what the interval between vehicles is for!!! Link to comment
Mister Tee Posted November 29, 2009 Author Share Posted November 29, 2009 Interesting question in a State where driving is a contact sport, but granted, every driver understands. But they still refuse to follow it. I wish McCoy could hook me up with one of those scanner units that could not only diagnose me, but perhaps perform a minor lipectomy around the waist. Link to comment
elkroeger Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Granted. But since it's the 23rd century, the diagnosis it that you've mummified quite nicely. The good news is that no lipectomy is necessary. I wish I could get to the end of this Thanksgiving turkey before it goes bad. Link to comment
Kathy R Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 I wish I could get to the end of this Thanksgiving turkey before it goes bad. Granted. The end of the turkey is often considered a delicacy, by some. I wish I had a 500hp pick up truck that got 76 mpg Link to comment
Huzband Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 I wish I had a 500hp pick up truck that got 76 mpg Granted, but now Marty Hill, & every other single guy on this forum, won't leave you alone. I wish Bama had already beaten Florida next Saturday. Link to comment
VinnyR11 Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 I wish Bama had already beaten Florida next Saturday. Granted, Green sinks a jumper that swishes the net with 1 second left to pull out the win. Headline reads "Tide wins at the buzzer 74-73" Oh, and after that game Tebow throws for 5 touchdowns, runs for 2 more, and cures four children of swine flu during half time in a total route. :::::::::::::::::::::::::: I wish I could play guitar like Stevie Ray. Link to comment
Rinkydink Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 I wish I could play guitar like Stevie Ray. Granted but your guitar has only one string and no tuning key. Link to comment
Mister Tee Posted December 2, 2009 Author Share Posted December 2, 2009 I wish I could play guitar like Stevie Ray. Granted but your guitar has only one string and no tuning key. Granted, but there is no wish to grant so you lose out. The Tee wishes he could teach the whole world to speak in the third person. Link to comment
Rinkydink Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 I feel so stupid for breaking the chain... I wish I were more astute on the computer late, late @ night. Link to comment
Mister Tee Posted December 7, 2009 Author Share Posted December 7, 2009 Granted, you are. But now all you can do is sit at the computer late at night, and during the day, so you gain 300 lbs. I wish Burger King would start a franchise in Southeast Asia. Link to comment
tallman Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 I'd like to grant your wish, but the competition is pretty intense. Link to comment
Mister Tee Posted December 12, 2009 Author Share Posted December 12, 2009 Granted, you've granted my wish and I can now have a Whopper with rice noodles. But now you get sued by SB for territory infringement. I wish it would quit raining outside and warm up. I'm back now and I haven't ridden for three weeks. I wanna ride! Link to comment
tallman Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 It can't be raining there, it's raining here. I wish SB would sue me so we'd quit hearing about Tiger Would(every chance he got).... Link to comment
Mister Tee Posted December 16, 2009 Author Share Posted December 16, 2009 It can't be raining there, it's raining here. I wish SB would sue me so we'd quit hearing about Tiger Would(every chance he got).... Okay, SB sued you. But now you're pennyless and forced to be Tiger Woods' male sex slave (he has a few, that just hasn't come out in the news yet) in order to pay the bills. I wish we could adopt permanent daylight savings time. Link to comment
tallman Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Granted. But you develop a sun allergy leading to an immune system response resulting in solar urticaria. Meanwhile, Tiger, so humiliated by my manliness, moves to Sweden, schedules surgery, and then attends the Q school for the LPGA. He qualifies and immediately changes name to Tigress. Link to comment
Mister Tee Posted December 16, 2009 Author Share Posted December 16, 2009 ....so, what is your wish? Link to comment
tallman Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 One more for Coach Bobby. Link to comment
Mister Tee Posted January 6, 2010 Author Share Posted January 6, 2010 Granted, Coach Bobby got one more. One more speeding ticket. Now he's angry at you for wishing that on him. I wish that there were no fast food restaurants within walking distance of my office. I'm eating way too much fast food. Link to comment
ltljohn Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Granted, Coach Bobby got one more. One more speeding ticket. Now he's angry at you for wishing that on him. I wish that there were no fast food restaurants within walking distance of my office. I'm eating way too much fast food. Granted, you now work in an isolated area where the only food is the stuff Andrew Zimmern will not eat. I wish I knew when the next BRR was so I could plan for it. Link to comment
Kathy R Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 I wish I knew when the next BRR was so I could plan for it. Granted, April 1st in Dillsboro, NC I wish I had snowshoes Link to comment
Huzband Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 I wish I had snowshoes Granted, but you have to wear them at the next RidingSmart class. I wish I was already in shape to race hare scrambles next season. Link to comment
TEWKS Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 I wish I had snowshoes Granted, but now you'll need them to hike twenty miles out of the woods when your new snowmobile runs out of gas. I wish that i'll be eating a cheeseburger at Joe's Cable Car Restaurant in San Fran this July. Pat Link to comment
Huzband Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 I wish I had snowshoes Granted, but now you'll need them to hike twenty miles out of the woods when your new snowmobile runs out of gas. I wish that i'll be eating a cheeseburger at Joe's Cable Car Restaurant in San Fran this July. Pat Granted, but you'll choke a little on it whilst reading the post before yours. Link to comment
TEWKS Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 I wish I was already in shape to race hare scrambles next season. Granted, but it's all for nothing. When you roll to the line on the KLR, the competition falls over laughing & you win by default. I'll stay with my cheeseburger wish. Pat Link to comment
Huzband Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Granted, but it's all for nothing. When you roll to the line on the KLR, the competition falls over laughing & you win by default. I'll stay with my cheeseburger wish. Pat Touche'. May you have your cheeseburger, & your plastic trophy for placing second behind the old guy on his KLR last season. I wish young whipper snappers weren't so cocky. Link to comment
ltljohn Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Granted, but it's all for nothing. When you roll to the line on the KLR, the competition falls over laughing & you win by default. I'll stay with my cheeseburger wish. Pat Touche'. May you have your cheeseburger, & your plastic trophy for placing second behind the old guy on his KLR last season. I wish young whipper snappers weren't so cocky. Granted, now they are just mean and don't let the old man on the KLR win any more. I wish it wasn't going to snow tomorrow. Link to comment
Mister Tee Posted January 8, 2010 Author Share Posted January 8, 2010 Granted, it won't snow tomorrow. But now your State legislature is convinced that global warming is man made, and bans pretty much everything you own, do and eat. I wish headlight bulbs lasted more than a few thousand miles on my RT. Link to comment
tallman Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Granted. But the new ban on tires puts the bike up on blocks. I wish that I wasn't so dang sick that I can't go to work. Link to comment
Finitw0 Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Global warming is a joke, It is supposed to be -15 F after the wind chill here in Indiana.... I am so eager to ride, and if I had a KLR I probably would be riding, albeit down some trails though. I live a mile and a half from campus. Link to comment
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