Lynn Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 I wish I owned a Bugatti Veyron. Granted, but the guys from Top Gear just took it for another 'adventure' and you won't recognize it when it gets back-and your insurance doesn't cover rhinoceros damage. I wish that I had more talent for languages. Link to comment
Aluminum_Butt Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 I wish I didn't have insomnia. Granted, but now you're going to dream about TCP/IP. I wish R bikes were as fast as K bikes. Link to comment
stubble! Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 I wish R bikes were as fast as K bikes. Granted, but now you ARE Nate Kern, and your family no longer recognizes you. I wish K-bikes didn't cost $800 for a valve check. Link to comment
Aluminum_Butt Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 Granted, but now you ARE Nate Kern, and your family no longer recognizes you. Link to comment
Mister Tee Posted November 24, 2008 Author Share Posted November 24, 2008 Granted, but now you ARE Nate Kern, and your family no longer recognizes you. I wish K-bikes didn't cost $800 for a valve check. Granted, but now you have a "Special K" bike and it's soggy with milk all over it. I wish a huge rat didn't join me for dinner last night at the restaurant. Link to comment
mrduck Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 I wish a huge rat didn't join me for dinner last night at the restaurant. Granted That was the Rat Fink in a flash back from the 60's Wish I still was dating that chick that liked to go skinny-dipping! Link to comment
SageRider Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 Granted. All 750 pounds of her! I wish BMW motorcycles were ultra-reliable! Link to comment
bakerzdosen Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 I wish BMW motorcycles were ultra-reliable! Granted... Wait, aren't we supposed to wish for things we don't already have? Oh, right, OK, now there's a rubber shortage and tires are $6,000 a pair. I wish I could make $200,000 year being a lifeguard on the beach in San Diego. Link to comment
Twisties Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 I wish BMW motorcycles were ultra-reliable! Granted... Wait, aren't we supposed to wish for things we don't already have? Oh, right, OK, now there's a rubber shortage and tires are $6,000 a pair. I wish I could make $200,000 year being a lifeguard on the beach in San Diego. But you'd be felled by a giant icicle, uh iceberg, in the water. I wish the house would just stay clean all the time. Link to comment
SageRider Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Granted, but it is in a perpetual state of bagged fumigation. I wish I could ride around the world on my motorcycle... Link to comment
Mr_Ed Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Granted, but you don't get to have a camera crew or support truck. I wish my dog could talk. Link to comment
Huzband Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 I wish the house would just stay clean all the time. Granted, but you've failed miserably at retirement, so now you're homeless. I wish I could have stayed at the Un in John Day for one more day. Link to comment
bakerzdosen Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 I wish my dog could talk. Granted, but now he won't shut up and is telling everyone EVERYTHING about what goes on in your house. I wish I could control the weather. Link to comment
Matts_12GS Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Granted. But you can't control it where you are. I wish there was more open and honest political dialog in America Link to comment
roadscholar Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Granted, but you're over two hundred years too late. I wish I could take a Ferry to Cuba and explore the entire island on a GS. Link to comment
Mister Tee Posted November 25, 2008 Author Share Posted November 25, 2008 Granted, but you're over two hundred years too late. I wish I could take a Ferry to Cuba and explore the entire island on a GS. Granted, but since you departed from San Francisco, they mistook you over the phone and sent you a "Fairy" to accompany you on your Cuban GS ride. But don't worry, you'll hardly notice he's there, clinging to you tightly. I wish I didn't look like Fidel Castro when I try to grow a beard... Link to comment
ESokoloff Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Granted: Your now a DEAD ringer for Saddam Hussain. I wish K tires lasted longer. Link to comment
Lynn Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 I wish K tires lasted longer. Granted-that one is easy since you no longer have a K bike to put them on. I wish my dog was smarter than the squirrels in our back yard. Link to comment
Matts_12GS Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Granted, but now he's taught them how to open doors to get to the food in the house. I wish I could ride better in the dirt Link to comment
MWS Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Granted....but the world is now all paved. I wish I could debate better. Link to comment
mrduck Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 I wish I could debate better. Granted You are now the public master-debater! Wish I could get outta these staff meetings! Link to comment
Joe Frickin' Friday Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Wish I could get outta these staff meetings! Granted - you're fired. Wish I could drive WRC. Link to comment
Aluminum_Butt Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Granted - but the rules are changed and now you have to do it on a Harley bagger with loud pipes. Wish I were better organized. Link to comment
MWS Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Granted...but Fran Dresher is your navigator. I wishing I have gooder grammer Link to comment
tallman Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Granted - but the rules are changed and now you have to do it on a Harley bagger with loud pipes. Wish I were better organized. Granted. But now you have been assimilated. I wish chicken didn't taste like chicken. Link to comment
SageRider Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Granted. Now chicken tastes like cr@p. And so does everything else! I wish I could ride my motorcycle whenever and where ever I desired. Link to comment
Huzband Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 I wish I could ride my motorcycle whenever and where ever I desired. Granted, but now you have to tote Phil as pillion to every forth-coming Un. I wish I could think of better wishes. Link to comment
bakerzdosen Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 I wish I could think of better wishes. Granted. But now you have nothing at all, so wishing for two dollars to rub together to start a fire is a viable wish. I wish I knew the secret to space travel without combustion. Link to comment
MWS Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 I wish I could think of better wishes. Granted. But now you have nothing at all, so wishing for two dollars to rub together to start a fire is a viable wish. I wish I knew the secret to space travel without combustion. Granted....but now you have to peddle Wish I had better snow tires. Link to comment
Woodie Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Granted...but you don't have a car anymore. I wish I had a track bike. Link to comment
rogera Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Granted...but you don't have a car anymore. I wish I had a track bike. Granted but all the tracks are closed for repair. I wish the holidays where over. Link to comment
Huzband Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 I wish the holidays where over. Granted, but you never get a day off for the rest of your life. I wish for the time & money to go to Torrey next year. Link to comment
MWS Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Granted...But you have no idea on how to read a map or a calender. I wish I could eat brussel sprouts. Link to comment
BFish Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Granted...But you have no idea on how to read a map or a calender. I wish I could eat brussel sprouts. granted, but i don't know why i wish they never invented "dancing with the stars" Link to comment
SageRider Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Granted, but you still get a wild night with Cloris Leachman! I wish Ken H. liked the USA... Link to comment
MWS Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Granted...but they did invent "Dancing in the bars" Sorry, that's the best I can come up with on a wish that doesn't have a down side! wish this wasn't so fun! Link to comment
Rinkydink Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Granted, you're banned from this forum. Only Oprah.com. from here on out. I wish I had an XR750 for the street. Link to comment
Huzband Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 I wish I had an XR750 for the street. Granted, but now it's been seized, & you've just lost your license & been thrown in the slammer for reckless driving. I wish I could think of an incorruptible wish. Link to comment
Joe Frickin' Friday Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 [i wish I could think of an incorruptible wish. Granted, but now you can't participate in this thread. I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner. Link to comment
Mister Tee Posted November 25, 2008 Author Share Posted November 25, 2008 Granted, but you will pass through someone's bowels, and you will hear that stupid song for eternity in wiener heaven. And that's assuming you've been a good wiener - who knows what might happen in wiener hell. I wish I didn't have to eat frog brains wrapped in rice paper for Thanksgiving. Link to comment
ltljohn Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Granted, but you will pass through someone's bowels, and you will hear that stupid song for eternity in wiener heaven. And that's assuming you've been a good wiener - who knows what might happen in wiener hell. I wish I didn't have to eat frog brains wrapped in rice paper for Thanksgiving. Granted but now you have to eat it every other day. I wish I has X-ray vision Link to comment
SageRider Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Granted, but you cause radiation sickness in everyone you view... I wish I knew something about agriculture... Link to comment
Matts_12GS Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 I wish I has X-ray vision Granted. But now you can only see through men's clothes. I wish I didn't have non-football watching company this weekend for the UF-FSU game Link to comment
Mister Tee Posted November 26, 2008 Author Share Posted November 26, 2008 Granted, but you're in Great Britain and they preempt the UF-SFU game for Arsenal vs. Fulham. I wish I had Bill Gates' money... Link to comment
ltljohn Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 Granted, but you cause radiation sickness in everyone you view... I wish I knew something about agriculture... Granted but all you can grow is poison ivy I wish I had longer legs Link to comment
Joel Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 I wish I had longer legs Granted, but now you're riding a sport bike and your riding pants leave your lower legs exposed from just below your knees. Very geeky. I wish some of the good photogs around this place would teach me something about the art of photography. Link to comment
Matts_12GS Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 I wish some of the good photogs around this place would teach me something about the art of photography. Granted. But are stuck doing photos for pawn shop web sites. I wish Ducatis didn't need a lot of difficult to perform maintenance. Link to comment
tallman Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 Granted. But now your Ducati sounds like the AFLAC Duckati. I wish I wasn't so damn good looking. Link to comment
BeniciaRT_GT Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 I wish I wasn't so damn good looking. Granted, but now you're even better looking. You even win contests because you look like this: I wish I could own 7 world class sport touring bikes Link to comment
Jacqueline Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 I wish I could own 7 world class sport touring bikes Granted... but you live in Barrow, Alaska (no roads,in or out)! I wish, I lived in Alaska! Link to comment
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