Rougarou Posted March 16, 2022 Share Posted March 16, 2022 Finally, somebody just put the "Grunt Candy" where it needs to be Huh, 1, 3x per day,....On long hikes, I was doing 1 per hour.......so, on a 20 mile joy stroll, I's popping 5400mgs of that stuff (including the one that got popped an hour before stepoff). Link to comment
Rougarou Posted March 16, 2022 Share Posted March 16, 2022 3 hours ago, TEWKS said: Sounds like cheating to me. If ya ain't cheating, ya ain't trying. Before America (FDA) banned ephedra, the ECA stack was quite common before fitness tests. On occasion when I do want to run hard, I'll pop a couple of behind the counter pseudopheds. Also use to take quite a helping of androstenedione before they banned that too If it were legal, I'd be shooting/cycling deca-durabolin and winstrol,....but, since it ain't quite legal, I can't quite do it. 1 Link to comment
TEWKS Posted March 24, 2022 Share Posted March 24, 2022 On 3/12/2022 at 7:49 PM, Rinkydink said: Bike week is getting wilder and wilder every year… Link to comment
Joe Frickin' Friday Posted March 24, 2022 Share Posted March 24, 2022 On 3/12/2022 at 7:49 PM, Rinkydink said: Bike week is getting wilder and wilder every year… I gotta say, those pics make a pretty good testimonial for the hitch manufacturer... 2 Link to comment
Rinkydink Posted March 30, 2022 Author Share Posted March 30, 2022 One day, a man decided to retire... He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts. After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore. In disbelief, he asks, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?" She replies, "I rowed over from the other side of the island, where I landed when my fishing boat sank." "Amazing," he notes. "You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you." "Oh, this ole thing?" explains the woman. " I made the boat out of some raw material I found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm tree branches, and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree." "But, where did you get the tools?" "Oh, that was no problem," replied the woman. " On the south side of the island, a very unusual stratum of alluvial rock is exposed. I found that if I fired it to a certain temperature in a volcanic vent I found just down island, it melted into ductile iron and I used that to make tools and used the tools to make the hardware." The guy is stunned. "Let's row over to my place," she says, "and I'll give you a tour." So, after a short time of rowing, she soon docks the boat at a small hand built wharf. As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls off the boat. Before him is a long stone walk leading to a cabin and tree house. While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumb struck. As they walk into the house, she says casually, It's not much, but I call it home. Please sit down." "Would you like a drink?" "No! No, thank you," the man blurts out, still dazed. "I can't take another drop of coconut juice." "Oh, it's not coconut juice," winks the woman. "I have a still. How would you like a Jack Daniels neat?" Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk. After they exchange their individual survival stories, the woman announces, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There's a razor in the bathroom cabinet upstairs." No longer questioning anything, the man goes upstairs into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet, is a razor made from a piece of tortoise bone. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside a swivel mechanism. "This woman is amazing," he muses. "What's next?" When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but a bandana around her blonde locks and some small flowers on tiny vines, each strategically positioned. She smelled faintly of coconut oil. She then beckons for him to sit down next to her. "Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, "We've both been out here for many months. You must have been lonely. When was the last time you had a really good ride?" She stares into his eyes. He can't believe what he's hearing. "You mean..." he swallows excitedly as tears start to form in his eyes, "You've built a Motorcycle?” 3 Link to comment
TEWKS Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 The real funny part is you kept me in it till the end! 1 Link to comment
BrianT Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 On a random car in a parking lot yesterday. Wonder if it’s old or newly added. 1 Link to comment
BamaJohn Posted April 16, 2022 Share Posted April 16, 2022 On 3/4/2022 at 5:40 PM, Rinkydink said: Just fixing that flat tire. How NASCAR got started...... 2 Link to comment
Rinkydink Posted April 19, 2022 Author Share Posted April 19, 2022 Racing them to the movie theater. 1 Link to comment
Hosstage Posted April 19, 2022 Share Posted April 19, 2022 PeeWee, underrated as a comedian. I find myself quoting his movies often. That may show badly on me, but I'm ok with that! My son and family went to the Alamo last month, I told them to make sure to ask to see the basement, they were genuinely interested, but I felt bad and told them the truth about PeeWee's bike just before they left. They were so confused, but not surprised by my odd humor. 1 Link to comment
Hosstage Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 I want one, that thing looks awesome! And Stephen King-like scary as hell. 1 Link to comment
ESokoloff Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 And to further stir the pot...... Link to comment
roadscholar Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 I think potholes are a free speed bump, just upside down : ) 1 Link to comment
Hosstage Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 You're right, it didn't get better by looking longer. At least it has a safety strap, I think, what could go wrong? Link to comment
RogerC60 Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 I think I found my missing 10mm socket. Link to comment
Hosstage Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 8 hours ago, RogerC60 said: I think I found my missing 10mm socket. Never happened without pictures........ Link to comment
lkraus Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 9 hours ago, RogerC60 said: I think I found my missing 10mm socket. In order to use a 10mm socket there, they must of had a 10mm socket in their toolbox. We all know that is not possible. 1 Link to comment
RogerC60 Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 1 hour ago, Hosstage said: Never happened without pictures........ In that picture above. Now that I look closer, that looks like a 12mm, not a 10. Oh well, the search continues... Link to comment
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