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Rinkydink

Rinkydink

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You're an extreme redneck when...

1. you let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.  
2. the Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.  
3. you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.  
4. you think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.  
5. you wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
6. someone in your family died right after saying 'Hey, guys, watch this.’
7. you think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. 
8. your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. 
9. your junior prom offered day care.  
10. you think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines'.  
11. you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.  
12. the Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse. 
13. you have to go outside to get something from the fridge.  
14. one of your kids was born on a pool table.  
15. you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.  
16. you can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.  
17. you think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

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roadscholar

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1 hour ago, Rougarou said:

 

Cajun variant??  Laissez les bons temps rouler!!!

 Buckwheat Zydeco is the man, he gave me a big high five after one of his concerts years ago : )

 

 

 

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Grouchy

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On 1/5/2022 at 8:53 PM, Rinkydink said:

You're an extreme redneck when...

1. you let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.  
2. the Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.  
3. you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.  
4. you think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.  
5. you wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
6. someone in your family died right after saying 'Hey, guys, watch this.’
7. you think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. 
8. your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. 
9. your junior prom offered day care.  
10. you think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines'.  
11. you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.  
12. the Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse. 
13. you have to go outside to get something from the fridge.  
14. one of your kids was born on a pool table.  
15. you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.  
16. you can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.  
17. you think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

Hey, I resemble that remark! Shoeless hillbilly here!

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Scott9999

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On 1/9/2022 at 3:39 PM, Rinkydink said:

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Where in the hell did you get my picture?!  But, that was over 20 years ago, when I looked much younger, and rode bikes other than BMW's.   (I might have gained a few more pounds, too, but I never look at a scale or the mirror to check.) 

 

And, no, I don't have a gender dysphoria problem.  That's absolutely a picture of a man. 😏

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Rinkydink

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TRAVEL PLANS FOR 2022


I have been in many places, but I've never been in Kahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Kahoots with someone.
 
I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.
 
I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be
driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my children,
friends,family and work.
 
I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.
 
I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit
there too often.
 
I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
 
Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.
 
One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!
 
I may have been in Continent, but I don't remember what country I was in.

It's an age thing. They tell me it is very wet and damp there.

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