Fubar Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 In-- I wonder what the secret hand shake will sound like?? The secret handshake is a hand waved briskly in front of one's face while turning slightly to one side and saying "whew!" or "whoa!", preferably with your eyes watering (an advanced maneuver - experts only please) and your nose wrinkled up. Sadly, considering the vast experience I have, I will not be able to FART in NC. I hope to do some sympathy FARTing from afar, though. Also, I suggest all involved remember to eat plenty of fiber during the ride, beans, broccoli, etc. Then draw straws to see who gets to lead. Enjoy the ride, all. Link to comment
dave sawyer Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Hi all. It's been awhile since I've been to a BMWST shindig. Booked into the Meadowlark Motel down the street. Right in front of The Wheels through Time museum. Is anyone planning a group tour there? A bunch of us went during one of the El Paseo gatherings and Dale gave us an outstanding tour. Something to think about. Looking forward to seeing some old friends and making a few new ones. Link to comment
roadscholar Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Bill, regarding Macedonia, what about the next road heading west just north of the gas station? I've taken that before, but it's not nearly as much fun. Tanassee Gap is probably good now (doubt they'd cut off access on both at the same time) but around 2 years ago I took Pressley Fields over (dirt cutoff from 215) and a bridge was out then at that intersection. As I recall Tanassee Gap is all paved now? Another option is to double back from the top of you-know-what road (or just ride it south) and take Diamond Creek over to parallel road ( ), the bottom 2.5 miles are dirt (one lane hard pack) but very scenic with canopy and some steep dropoff. Or just go around to it on 64, I'd sort of forgotton how great the bottom quarter of that road is (up to the store). Link to comment
TEWKS Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Shawn, I am thinking Pat was trying to convey that the GT was feeling jealous since the GS went out to the UN, not that you were jealous that Pat has the GT. I think Shawn just likes to tease me about my slightly over weight girl but Glenn, yes, that's exactly what I meant to say. Pat Link to comment
** Chris ** Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Road condition update for future FARTers as of 8/11: Hwy. 276 from BRP north to bottom of hill toward Cruso (about 4 miles) covered in pea gravel, 20-25 mph tops (unless you're Mert Lawill). Hwy. 215 from BRP north toward 276 has new pavement, no lines painted yet, but may have by early Oct. Not sure how far north, didn't ride it. Bridge out on Macedonia Church Rd. (just east of church) which means no way to connect you-know-what road to another nice road that parallels it (how's that Ken, ok?). But, there is a GSable single track through the woods and across 4' wide homemade bridge to the other side (don't have to be Mert Lawill, but could help). I really do need to go east someday. Link to comment
Kinsley Posted August 13, 2012 Author Share Posted August 13, 2012 Road condition update for future FARTers as of 8/11: Hwy. 276 from BRP north to bottom of hill toward Cruso (about 4 miles) covered in pea gravel, 20-25 mph tops (unless you're Mert Lawill). Hwy. 215 from BRP north toward 276 has new pavement, no lines painted yet, but may have by early Oct. Not sure how far north, didn't ride it. Bridge out on Macedonia Church Rd. (just east of church) which means no way to connect you-know-what road to another nice road that parallels it (how's that Ken, ok?). But, there is a GSable single track through the woods and across 4' wide homemade bridge to the other side (don't have to be Mert Lawill, but could help). I really do need to go east someday. You will not want to leave...there is no better concentration of great technical roads in the US. Link to comment
** Chris ** Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 You will not want to leave...there is no better concentration of great technical roads in the US. I have actually ridden as far east as Ft. Walton. But that was boring. I rode out there to participate in a regatta. I do love going to Arkansas. Link to comment
Bernie Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Tanassee Gap road was paved back in April. Link to comment
roadscholar Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Tanassee Gap road was paved back in April. I thought so last time I was on it, thanks Bernie. Maybe about ten years ago the middle part over the ridge wasn't. Link to comment
terryofperry Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Pull my finger I'm in! Pat I think it is a trick, pull his finger and he will FART. Terry Link to comment
TyTass Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Hi all. It's been awhile since I've been to a BMWST shindig. Booked into the Meadowlark Motel down the street. Right in front of The Wheels through Time museum. Is anyone planning a group tour there? A bunch of us went during one of the El Paseo gatherings and Dale gave us an outstanding tour. Something to think about. Looking forward to seeing some old friends and making a few new ones. Hi Dave, It has indeed been a while. I think the last event you could attend was my first (just after re-entering riding) ... MAYhem 2007 (correct me if I'm wrong). Anyway, glad to see you back! BTW: I know there have been several trips to WTT during several some of the BRR events (2008-2011), but usually only in smallish groups. Perhaps someone can better elaborate. Link to comment
RevRay Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Pull my finger I'm in! Pat I'LL PULL YOUR FINGER IF YOU PULL MINE. That may just be the secret hand shake Link to comment
TN_R_Girl Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 In-- I wonder what the secret hand shake will sound like?? The secret handshake is a hand waved briskly in front of one's face while turning slightly to one side and saying "whew!" or "whoa!", preferably with your eyes watering (an advanced maneuver - experts only please) and your nose wrinkled up. Sadly, considering the vast experience I have, I will not be able to FART in NC. I hope to do some sympathy FARTing from afar, though. Also, I suggest all involved remember to eat plenty of fiber during the ride, beans, broccoli, etc. Then draw straws to see who gets to lead. Enjoy the ride, all. I'm more and more glad that I don't share rooms at these things .... Link to comment
jbr7t Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 So, I'm VERY excited about the FART. However, I'm starting to get nervous. Now in another thread on this board, one phone conversation and one facebook conversation where the FART was mentioned I have received basically the same response. Hope you have GPS and good tires for the "Ken routes". Followed by a response of..Just don't try to keep up, ride your ride, Ken will be back at the hotel waiting for you. Sounds like this trip is going to be GREAT! Link to comment
Kinsley Posted August 15, 2012 Author Share Posted August 15, 2012 So, I'm VERY excited about the FART. However, I'm starting to get nervous. Now in another thread on this board, one phone conversation and one facebook conversation where the FART was mentioned I have received basically the same response. Hope you have GPS and good tires for the "Ken routes". Followed by a response of..Just don't try to keep up, ride your ride, Ken will be back at the hotel waiting for you. Sounds like this trip is going to be GREAT! It is true that you will need a GPS for the routes I provide unless you follow someone with them loaded (correctly), but you don't have to ride those routes. You will also need more tire tread than you think. Many people have shown up with what they thought were good tires only to find themselves shopping on a Saturday just to be bale to make the trip home. I see my reputation is now faster than I am Link to comment
rogera Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Since I’m not staying at the designated motel I’m not sure “IN” is appropriate however I will be in the area during the designated time frame. So for lack of a better term I’m “IN” at the INN. Link to comment
jbr7t Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Since I’m not staying at the designated motel I’m not sure “IN” is appropriate however I will be in the area during the designated time frame. So for lack of a better term I’m “IN” at the INN. I definitely qualify that as IN! If we can't find you I know where to look... (remove popcorn..insert beer) Link to comment
rogera Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Since I’m not staying at the designated motel I’m not sure “IN” is appropriate however I will be in the area during the designated time frame. So for lack of a better term I’m “IN” at the INN. I definitely qualify that as IN! If we can't find you I know where to look... (remove popcorn..insert beer) Link to comment
Matts_12GS Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Since I’m not staying at the designated motel I’m not sure “IN” is appropriate however I will be in the area during the designated time frame. So for lack of a better term I’m “IN” at the INN. I definitely qualify that as IN! If we can't find you I know where to look... (remove popcorn..insert beer) It's not like we don't know that bar... Link to comment
Lone_RT_rider Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Since I’m not staying at the designated motel I’m not sure “IN” is appropriate however I will be in the area during the designated time frame. So for lack of a better term I’m “IN” at the INN. I definitely qualify that as IN! If we can't find you I know where to look... (remove popcorn..insert beer) It's not like we don't know that bar... I'm glad you said it. Link to comment
Matts_12GS Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Is anyone else getting a bit antsy about this event? Locals are looking forward to the fall bike season there I think... Link to comment
Lone_RT_rider Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Is anyone else getting a bit antsy about this event? Locals are looking forward to the fall bike season there I think... Did you just stop by for a quick one Matt? Rooms by the hour? LOL Link to comment
Matts_12GS Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Did you just stop by for a quick one Matt? Rooms by the hour? LOL LOL! I'm not taking all this brace and stuff off my leg for just an hour... That little tidbit was down the road during the first BRR... Link to comment
TyTass Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 So, I'm VERY excited about the FART. However, I'm starting to get nervous. Now in another thread on this board, one phone conversation and one facebook conversation where the FART was mentioned I have received basically the same response. Hope you have GPS and good tires for the "Ken routes". Followed by a response of..Just don't try to keep up, ride your ride, Ken will be back at the hotel waiting for you. Sounds like this trip is going to be GREAT! It is true that you will need a GPS for the routes I provide unless you follow someone with them loaded (correctly), but you don't have to ride those routes. And even if you have a GPS, it's a good idea to ride with a group that has two GPSs loaded. A few years ago I was leading two others on one of Ken's routes in the very area being discussed by Bill/Bernie/Ken (going north one the you-know-what-road and on to others) when my GPS died. Completely TU. RT_Jim hadn't had the opportunity to load the route and our other rider didn't have a GPS. Finding a paved road out of that area without experience riding there was ... well, timeconsuming! I was riding 2-up on an RT and the dirt roads were often treacherous. That's why it's wise to have more than one GPS loaded when riding through there or be completely ready to ride some "exciting" dirt roads. Link to comment
TyTass Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Bill, regarding Macedonia, what about the next road heading west just north of the gas station? I've taken that before, but it's not nearly as much fun. Tanassee Gap is probably good now (doubt they'd cut off access on both at the same time) but around 2 years ago I took Pressley Fields over (dirt cutoff from 215) and a bridge was out then at that intersection. As I recall Tanassee Gap is all paved now? Another option is to double back from the top of you-know-what road (or just ride it south) and take Diamond Creek over to parallel road ( ), the bottom 2.5 miles are dirt (one lane hard pack) but very scenic with canopy and some steep dropoff. Or just go around to it on 64, I'd sort of forgotton how great the bottom quarter of that road is (up to the store). I can't wait to get back in an play around in this area! Also, thanks for the info on 215 north of the BRP. I loved that road even when the pavement sucked. Link to comment
jbr7t Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Well, I have no GPS so I'm at the mercy of anyone willing to let me tag along! Link to comment
Mountain Mama Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 We'll be there, too! The Magnificent seven back together again! Can't wait! Link to comment
Kinsley Posted August 21, 2012 Author Share Posted August 21, 2012 Hi Fellow FARTers, We've arranged to have our Saturday night dinner at Hurley's (http://hurleysmaggievalley.com) next door to FART headquarters at 6:30. The price is $17.25 Per person and Taxes ARE included in this price! Gratuity is NOT included. We will be responsible for paying our own tabs to Hurley's the night of the dinner instead of paying in advance. The following is a list of dinner choices that DO NOT need to be chosen in advance. 1) 6oz. Prime Rib Tender & Juicy prime Rib prepared to your liking and served with our delicious au jus Served with One Side and House Salad 2) Hurley's Chicken Our marinated chicken breast char-grilled & topped with mixed cheese, bacon, mushrooms & honey mustard Served with One Side and House Salad 3) North Atlantic White Cod Lean, firm white filet of cod with a mild flavor, prepared either broiled OR light hand breaded & fried Served with two sides 4) Eggplant Parmesan Served with a house salad. All of the above Includes soft drinks with refills (Coca Cola Products, Iced Tea, Hot Tea or Coffee). Juices, Hot Chocolate & Milk do not have free refills. Currently, there is no plan for a Friday night cookout, so we will be on our own. There are plenty of restaurants within walking distance and Hurley's has plenty of menu choices as well as a nice bar and outdoor area by the creek as well as entertainment. Link to comment
Lone_RT_rider Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Hi Fellow FARTers, We've arranged to have our Saturday night dinner at Hurley's (http://hurleysmaggievalley.com) next door to FART headquarters at 6:30. What? No Mexican joint down the street?!?! Oh the humanity! No, really, that's a lot more humane than the mexican place. Shawn Link to comment
TyTass Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Hi Fellow FARTers, We've arranged to have our Saturday night dinner at Hurley's (http://hurleysmaggievalley.com) next door to FART headquarters at 6:30. What? No Mexican joint down the street?!?! Oh the humanity! No, really, that's a lot more humane than the mexican place. Shawn Yeah, cause calling that joint down the street a Mexican place is an insult to Mexican food! Link to comment
Lone_RT_rider Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Hi Fellow FARTers, We've arranged to have our Saturday night dinner at Hurley's (http://hurleysmaggievalley.com) next door to FART headquarters at 6:30. What? No Mexican joint down the street?!?! Oh the humanity! No, really, that's a lot more humane than the mexican place. Shawn Yeah, cause calling that joint down the street a Mexican place is an insult to Mexican food! It has sauce, there are beans, what more do you want? Link to comment
TyTass Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Hi Fellow FARTers, We've arranged to have our Saturday night dinner at Hurley's (http://hurleysmaggievalley.com) next door to FART headquarters at 6:30. What? No Mexican joint down the street?!?! Oh the humanity! No, really, that's a lot more humane than the mexican place. Shawn Yeah, cause calling that joint down the street a Mexican place is an insult to Mexican food! It has sauce, there are beans, what more do you want? A great F.A.R.T.! That's what! Link to comment
tallman Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Can we order more than one? Link to comment
Nice n Easy Rider Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Walking distance - that's a big plus! Thanks for all your hard work Ken. Link to comment
Kinsley Posted August 22, 2012 Author Share Posted August 22, 2012 Walking distance - that's a big plus! Thanks for all your hard work Ken. Yes, proximity to food was a major deciding factor for our location. Besides, after FARTing all day who has the Gas to get geared up to go to dinner Link to comment
Lone_RT_rider Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 Besides, after FARTing all day who has the Gas to get geared up to go to dinner And that's why you go to the Mexican joint! You have to get a refill. Link to comment
tallman Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 I thought gearing up for dinner meant cleaning the bugs out of one's tooth. Link to comment
TEWKS Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Hubba hubba look at that, a seventy-eight TS 185! Yeah, I've got issues. Pat Link to comment
Old Sport Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 I will be there but I'm trusting Ken or someone to come up with something better than FART 2012 on a shirt. Terry T-shirt idea. [/img] Link to comment
Selden Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Looks like I'm an unlikely participant, as I'll probably be riding up to Delaware to visit my mother, take in a small press book show, Oak Knoll Fest XVII, and prepare for a yard sale to benefit Wounded Warriors on Oct. 13. Link to comment
jbr7t Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 I will be there but I'm trusting Ken or someone to come up with something better than FART 2012 on a shirt. Terry T-shirt idea. [/img] Maybe a little puff of "smoke" out of the tailpipe???? Link to comment
Quinn Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 I think it should be "I went to Maggie Valley to F.A.R.T." Or maybe "I came to F.A.R.T. in Maggie Valley." ---- Link to comment
Matts_12GS Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 a map of western NC with " I FART in your general direction" Link to comment
TyTass Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 I think the clock is slow ... Link to comment
Matts_12GS Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 All I know is that I am probably going to sneak in a short ride this weekend so I can start getting ready. Link to comment
TyTass Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 All I know is that I am probably going to sneak in a short ride this weekend so I can start getting ready. Excellent! Link to comment
Lone_RT_rider Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 I think the clock is slow ... Link to comment
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