GelStra Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 As I was riding home last night, I got thinking about the scripts, sayings, mantras, whatever you want to call them that are a part of my everyday survival. Thought it might be helpful to throw them out there and see what one's you use. 1. The bike goes where the eyes go. 2. Who's going to try to kill me next? 3. Steady throttle through turns. 4. Never stop flying the plane (works for bikes, too.) 5. Pretend you are invisible. 6. NooB's taste just like chicken. (Thanks, Gleno!) 7. You have about 45 seconds from the time the garage door starts opening until SU gets in the house. Rules to stay alive. Next? Link to comment
Paul Mihalka Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 In case of doubt shift down... Don't stop behind the car that is in front of you... (move to the side) Link to comment
Joe Frickin' Friday Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 The Bene Gesserit Litany against Fear I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. Link to comment
Blake Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Relax your grip. Ok, relax your grip NOW, you moron! That cage is going to come into MY lane, so get out of the way (it's my road anyway so I'll do what I want)! Stay AWAY from the seams / tar snakes! Lean baby, lean! ...and last but not least..., NO FEAR!! Link to comment
GelStra Posted November 13, 2006 Author Share Posted November 13, 2006 "Relax your grip." Great one. And ANYTHING Paul would say. Link to comment
steve.foote Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Trust your rubber. Your rubber is your friend. Link to comment
Illini Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 When in doubt, Throttle (unless you're over 80 years old then stand on the brakes) Link to comment
roadscholar Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Consider the unexpected routine. Link to comment
russell_bynum Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 The Prime Directive of Group Riding: Don't hit the rider ahead of you. (Dick Frantz version: "If you run into me, you'd better hope you do not survive the crash." ) Link to comment
Paul Mihalka Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 When in doubt, Throttle (unless you're over 80 years old then stand on the brakes) You mean 5 years from now I'll have to stand on the brakes? Forgitaboutit! Link to comment
GelStra Posted November 14, 2006 Author Share Posted November 14, 2006 Dick Frantz version: "If you run into me, you'd better hope you do not survive the crash." Uh, how does that fit in with: "Nonviolent Communication: www.cnvc.org Compassion, Regard, Understanding, Connection." Link to comment
russell_bynum Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Dick Frantz version: "If you run into me, you'd better hope you do not survive the crash." Uh, how does that fit in with: "Nonviolent Communication: www.cnvc.org Compassion, Regard, Understanding, Connection." He'll give you a hug and tell you to have a nice day before he pounds you into a pulp. Link to comment
Kitsap Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Speed kills but most fun things can. The more I work the less I ride, I need to work at working less to ride more. Link to comment
glockster Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Loud pipes save lives! (couldn't help it!!) Link to comment
Couchrocket Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 The Bene Gesserit Litany against Fear I dune get it? Link to comment
Miriam Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Among others: No unauthorized overtaking. I must first get my permission. No joke. Also when I come close to home, no thinking of what lies ahead there, but concentrate on my riding the same as when I started out the ride. And absolutely no head turning to inflict my angry look when passing idiots (non-effective anyway because of full-face helmet + sunglasses). Link to comment
Francois_Dumas Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 ALL other traffic participants are complete 100% morons... so I think for THEM as well as for myself...... That kept me out of trouble so far Link to comment
TN_R_Girl Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 1. Be Smooth 2. This Bike Can Do More Than Me Link to comment
bakerzdosen Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 This Bike Can Do More Than Me Along those lines: I'd rather low-side than high-side or go off the road. (Knowing full well that unless there is "something" on the road, the tires will hold long after I feel they should have given up.) Link to comment
Huzband Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Ride ahead of where you are. Link to comment
GelStra Posted November 14, 2006 Author Share Posted November 14, 2006 Hey, kids, are we paying attention here? This wasn't just for my learning. Threads like this bring out the collective wisdom that has been such a factor in my love for this place. Now I know Paul and Dick Frantz's wheel time (Thanks, Leikam for that link) and the sheer volume of learning they can pass to everyone here. But everyone who has responded is helping to make all of us better. (TN Girl, ) Thank you all. I applaude you. Keep it coming. Who knows? That pearl that the NooB throws in, the person nobody here knows, might just save your leather some day as it flashes in your cranium at just the right time. Link to comment
Effervescent Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Dress as if you will crash later that day. -Eff Link to comment
Bill_Walker Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 3. Steady throttle through turns. Steadily increasing throttle through turns is better, according to Messrs. Code and Spencer and me. Link to comment
oldogg Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 One of my favorites is this: "Smooth is fast." Works for shooting, flying and riding. Link to comment
ProductUser Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 "Live life on two speeds: Wide Open and F___ It!" -- Book of Tony 34:11 Link to comment
SeanC Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 From personal experience: Don't outrun your headlights. If you see a garden rake bouncing end-over-end on the road in front of you, aim for it. Yes, crap from unsecured loads can fly across four freeway lanes, so stop thinking to yourself, "Nuh-uh. No way it's ever gonna fly all the way over here and hit me." Time's a wastin'! And one for Michael (also from personal experience): Cheesus Crust! Buckle your g-damn chin strap before pulling out! Note: that last one may need to be repeated three or more times. Link to comment
Heater_Guy Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 1. Trust Nobody. (My Nephew has that written on the mirror stems of his GS.) 2. Blue Hair = Death. (Saw that one on a sticker at a bike show.) Link to comment
RevRay Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 "Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death..." Hunter Thompson Link to comment
Hoover Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 How about never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly. Seriously, I can't believe no one has said ATTGATT... Link to comment
Joel Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Pasted on my speedometer: YOU'RE INVISIBLE 2 pearls of wisdom bestowed by our Principal Skinner, back when he was known as Quotatious Dude: 1. The Bigger & Uglier Rule: If it is bigger and uglier than you, f#ck not with it. 2. He who angers us conquers us. The latter keeps my blood pressure down amidst all those cellphone-yakkin', latte-sippin', massive SUV-drivin', lane-straddlin', don't-give-a-flyin'-flip-about-anyone-or-anything-else numbskulls we must share the road with. Link to comment
Whip Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Sometimes you have to go slow to go fast..... Link to comment
Francois_Dumas Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Sometimes you have to go slow to go fast..... Hey! I'm an expert on that !!! Love many of the remarks in this thread... great fun and some good wisdom Link to comment
SeanC Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Seriously, I can't believe no one has said ATTGATT... I was gonna say MOTGMOTT, but it's not so much of a mantra as it is my default state. Link to comment
Boffin Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 You must be able to stop, in control, on your side of the road, in the distance that you can see. Andy Link to comment
madness522 Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Everyone who is going faster than me is an idiot and anyone going slower is a moron. Link to comment
Laura Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Everyone who is going faster than me is an idiot and anyone going slower is a moron. Seems that way doesnt't it? Good one ! Link to comment
Ken H. Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 A lot of good ones here so far. A couple of my "bible" concepts: Always know your "out". I.e. - Always have and know your current escape path. Think, maneuver first, brake second. I.e - You can maneuver your way our of more "Oh _hit!" situations than you can brake your way out of. Link to comment
Mike O Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Never yawn wearing an open face helmet. Regards, Mike O Link to comment
Joel Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Never yawn wearing an open face helmet. And try not to sneeze while wearing a full-face helmet. Link to comment
TN_R_Girl Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Never yawn wearing an open face helmet. Link to comment
SeanC Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 1. Lanes are for cars. I am not a car. I am a motorcycle. 2. B-b-bot d-d-dots are f-f-fun! 3. Ride through traffic, not in it. Link to comment
russell_bynum Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 1. Lanes are for cars. I am not a car. I am a motorcycle. 2. B-b-bot d-d-dots are f-f-fun! 3. Ride through traffic, not in it. Good ones. Link to comment
Morris Elsen Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 If a mantra is something that you repeat over and over again .... "Only a fool breaks the two second rule." "Bambi ... Bambi ...stay away ... stay away ..." Link to comment
keithb Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Dude. You have WAY TOO MUCH time on your hands. Link to comment
JoeV Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 "If you feel like your in control... Your going too slow." Mario Andretti Link to comment
Whip Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 I don't need a reason, just a destination. I may have made that up. Whip Link to comment
russell_bynum Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 The best performance upgrade you can do, is upgrade the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. Link to comment
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