Rinkydink Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 The Recession has hit everybody..... I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her! Link to comment
beemerman2k Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 Cute. Wish I could think of some comebacks. I'll have to check out RodneyDangerfield.com! Link to comment
BMWRich58 Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 I got a coupla' *R* rated "WE are so poor..." but they'd prolly get removed on this site. Link to comment
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