MidLife Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Jeeze. The Proprietor takes off for a few days and before his posts are cold SOMEONE decides to fill the shoes. Is this a coup? Will the board take on a more "northerly" attitude now? Will we need to go into closed session to resolve this? I guess only time will tell. Link to comment
Drake Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Oh, this should be good!!! Link to comment
Spike Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 No coup, at least from Mitch anyway. He is merely the puppet with some other sordid soul pulling the strings. Link to comment
Joe Frickin' Friday Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 There. That better now? Link to comment
Tasker Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 HEY, I'M MITCH, NOW! FROM NOW ON, YOU DIRECT ALL MITCH-RELATED PUPPETRY TO ME! BY THE WAY, WHERE'S MY NEW WIFE?!!! Link to comment
tallman Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Spike, How come I hear you but don't see your lips move? "Peace, Land, Bread" long live the revolution. Link to comment
JerryMather Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 I wonder if we'll get to hear from BadAdam again while David's away. Link to comment
MidLife Posted November 3, 2005 Author Share Posted November 3, 2005 There. That better now? While the Propietor's away the Moderators will play Link to comment
EffBee Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 There. That better now? While the Propietor's away the Moderators will play Actually, we play all the time. It's just behind the scenes. In fact, we're pretty brutal with each other, at times. And we know a lot of each others' secrets. This ain't all just about using the BMWST Corporate Jet to fly out to the beachfront cabanas in the Bahamas. You gotta have thick skin and be able to stitch your own wounds if you want this job. Link to comment
MattS Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 It's just behind the scenes. Come now, 'Nando ... throw us a bone. Move a thread from the mods secret forum so that those of us "in population" may enjoy some crumbs. Link to comment
EffBee Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 It's just behind the scenes. Come now, 'Nando ... throw us a bone. Move a thread from the mods secret forum so that those of us "in population" may enjoy some crumbs. Sorry, but if I did that I'd have to turn in my Cabana keys, and start paying for all the free BMW's we get. Too much to ask. Link to comment
Joel Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 There. That better now? "Cletus!?" Link to comment
Joe Frickin' Friday Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 There. That better now? "Cletus!?" Truth hurts, don't it? Link to comment
MidLife Posted November 3, 2005 Author Share Posted November 3, 2005 Actually, we play all the time. It's just behind the scenes. In fact, we're pretty brutal with each other, at times. And we know a lot of each others' secrets. This ain't all just about using the BMWST Corporate Jet to fly out to the beachfront cabanas in the Bahamas. Isn't the corporate jet headed for Europe? Must be a bummer to lose one of your toys like that You gotta have thick skin and be able to stitch your own wounds if you want this job. Job? Funny what passes for work for some folks Just kidding here. I do realize you guys spend a lot of time on the board and I do appreciate it Link to comment
russell_bynum Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Isn't the corporate jet headed for Europe? That's the Gulfstream. We still have the two Lear's and the Citation. What pisses me off, is that the damn Harrier is in the shop again. Link to comment
Tasker Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 What pisses me off, is that the damn Harrier is in the shop again. Well, I thought the last "collection for the board" was to purchase the extended warranty on that POS! Link to comment
russell_bynum Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Well, I thought the last "collection for the board" was to purchase the extended warranty on that POS! Yeah, but it doesn't cover the 25mm cannon. Link to comment
Tasker Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Well, I thought the last "collection for the board" was to purchase the extended warranty on that POS! Yeah, but it doesn't cover the 25mm cannon. Time for that much needed upgrade to the new laser system! I thought Steve Hebert was getting it for you guys, with his discount! Jeez, I'm tired of doing everything for you guys, but I'll go ahead and check at Sam's Club tonight to see what they have in stock! Link to comment
PhillyFlash Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Will you guys please cut this out. We've been on the beach on our private island in the Caribbean, trying to watch the sun set, and the glare from all of our laptops is annoying. And one of your posts made Russell laugh and spew his Mai Tai all over his keyboard. Fortunately, the topless cabana girl was there to wipe it up, but she had to stop paying attention to Fernando to do so. Voodoo and Spike are out water skiing on one big ass jet boat, going back and forth in front of us. The fresh swordfish is almost finished grilling, so we need to sign off for awhile. Play nice, kids. Link to comment
DavidEBSmith Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Your last post mentioned "Mai Tai", a "topless cabana girl" and "ass" and I feel that makes it totally inappropriate for a family-oriented discussion board such as this. I demand that you ban yourself immediately to preserve the purity of our essence. Link to comment
KeyLime Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 While the "Man" is away, we can discuss politics, war, elections, sex, and even post pics of sex on a bike at speed?! Seriously, I miss the political sparring we used to do...if some went overboard, it only shows their true stance...nothing wrong with that...we're all 'sposed to be adults...if we can take a get-off and walk away, we can take a slam from the opposition party...whata ya think??? Link to comment
Bill_Walker Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 HEY, I'M MITCH, NOW! FROM NOW ON, YOU DIRECT ALL MITCH-RELATED PUPPETRY TO ME! BY THE WAY, WHERE'S MY NEW WIFE?!!! No, you're not! I am! I've always wanted to be Mitch. Link to comment
Berkley Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 ....oh my. things one never knew...i mean, never wanted to know...i mean those things that make me laugh. Link to comment
Mike Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Your last post mentioned "Mai Tai", a "topless cabana girl" and "ass" and I feel that makes it totally inappropriate for a family-oriented discussion board such as this. I demand that you ban yourself immediately to preserve the purity of our essence. You're right, Eebie. Henceforth such language will be confined to our new "Jo Momma" forum. It's an exciting concept that we hope will expand the timeless appeal of MRN. I hope that the Boss will be happy with the changes we've made. Link to comment
Tool Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 While the "Man" is away, we can discuss politics, war, elections, sex, and even post pics of sex on a bike at speed?! NO. "The MAN" isn't away... the "MAIN MAN" is. Seriously, I miss the political sparring we used to do... ...whata ya think??? I don't miss it one bit. If you do, start >>>here.<<< Not... here. Link to comment
Lone_RT_rider Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 I go away for a couple of days and this is what I come back to? My god! You can sure tell winters coming... Link to comment
ghaverkamp Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 NO. "The MAN" isn't away... the "MAIN MAN" is. It's so cute that y'all are trying to forge identities in his absence. Link to comment
PhillyFlash Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Your last post mentioned "Mai Tai", a "topless cabana girl" and "ass" and I feel that makes it totally inappropriate for a family-oriented discussion board such as this. I demand that you ban yourself immediately to preserve the purity of our essence. You're right, Eebie. Henceforth such language will be confined to our new "Jo Momma" forum. It's an exciting concept that we hope will expand the timeless appeal of MRN. I hope that the Boss will be happy with the changes we've made. MRN's Jo Momma is up and running, and doing quite well, I may add. The topics and exchanges have been invigorating, and sometimes quite bawdy. They may be shocking for some, but it is an "Enter at your own risk" area. Of course, while Jo Momma is only for members, not all members will have access to Jo Momma. Our screening process is rigorous. Anyone who requests access to Jo Momma will be denied access. Anyone who complains that they cannot find Jo Momma will be denied access. Anyone who is not happy with this policy will be denied access. Anyone who cannot locate Jo Momma will be denied access, because if you can't find it on your own, you probably shouldn't be there. Feel free to ask any questions about Jo Momma, but if you do, you will be denied access, and we will not respond to your questions. The rest of this discussion is being moved to Jo Momma. Welcome to the bigger and better bmwst.com. Link to comment
SC_SVRider Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Will you guys please cut this out. We've been on the beach on our private island in the Caribbean, trying to watch the sun set, and the glare from all of our laptops is annoying. And one of your posts made Russell laugh and spew his Mai Tai all over his keyboard. Fortunately, the topless cabana girl was there to wipe it up, but she had to stop paying attention to Fernando to do so. Voodoo and Spike are out water skiing on one big ass jet boat, going back and forth in front of us. The fresh swordfish is almost finished grilling, so we need to sign off for awhile. Play nice, kids. What's really being said on that private island in the Caribbean.... "And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this place down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your nation's board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt." Link to comment
One Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 PhillyFlash - What is it right above your avatar?... El Presidente WHAT? - Please, David...come on back!!! - this guys just can't handle so much power Juan Link to comment
russell_bynum Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 What's really being said on that private island in the Caribbean.... "And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this place down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your nation's board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt." WELL?!?! Is it so much to ask for no salt?? And where's my stapler? Link to comment
SteveHebert Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 Well, I thought the last "collection for the board" was to purchase the extended warranty on that POS! Yeah, but it doesn't cover the 25mm cannon. Time for that much needed upgrade to the new laser system! I thought Steve Hebert was getting it for you guys, with his discount! Jeez, I'm tired of doing everything for you guys, but I'll go ahead and check at Sam's Club tonight to see what they have in stock! LASER, we don't need no frickin LASER. There is a blue light special on photon topedoes. Maybe Clearwater_BMW can talk to his buddy Cpt. Kirk for us . Beam me up Scotty (RIP). I'm in a world of sheeeeeeeeiiiiitttt! Link to comment
KMG_365 Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 Stop it, STOP IT, STOP IT ALL OF YOU!!!!! My sides are killing me!!! Link to comment
russell_bynum Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 Stop it, STOP IT, STOP IT ALL OF YOU!!!!! My sides are killing me!!! I think that's from Philly poking you with his Scepter when he wants another Pina Colada. Link to comment
Laney Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 MRN's Jo Momma is up and running, and doing quite well, I may add. The topics and exchanges have been invigorating, and sometimes quite bawdy. They may be shocking for some, but it is an "Enter at your own risk" area. Of course, while Jo Momma is only for members, not all members will have access to Jo Momma. Our screening process is rigorous. Anyone who requests access to Jo Momma will be denied access. Anyone who complains that they cannot find Jo Momma will be denied access. Anyone who is not happy with this policy will be denied access. Anyone who cannot locate Jo Momma will be denied access, because if you can't find it on your own, you probably shouldn't be there. Feel free to ask any questions about Jo Momma, but if you do, you will be denied access, and we will not respond to your questions. The rest of this discussion is being moved to Jo Momma. Welcome to the bigger and better bmwst.com. Well, I found Jo Momma, and if anyone else wants to know where to find it without dealing with those ridiculous rules of Philly Flash's there will be a secret meeting the in Non-Moderators Only Forum. And if you Moderators can't find that forum, well too bad, huh... Link to comment
russell_bynum Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 Well, I found Jo Momma, and if anyone else wants to know where to find it without dealing with those ridiculous rules of Philly Flash's there will be a secret meeting the in Non-Moderators Only Forum. And if you Moderators can't find that forum, well too bad, huh... Oh sh*t...the natives are getting restless. Link to comment
MattS Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 My cousin's girlfriend's father is a part-time auxilliary fireman in the Caribbean, and he sent me a telex last night that indicates things are not quite as rosy they seem on the Private Island. In the ideal setup, Baker teaches riding, Haverkamp handles the servers and Worshum manages the motors. Of course, down there, nothing is working. Marty Hill is teaching the riding, while Greg is teaching a class on "How to Pick Up Women" ... Dick Frantz is giving a fireside chat on "Brevity in Speaking" while Baker rides around the island stuck behind a thousand bicycles. Spike is handling the section on self-deprecating humor, while yours truly teaches Sensitivity. And worst of all ... between laps of the island on his personal watercraft, Bounce is giving pointers on "Listening." Link to comment
KMG_365 Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 My cousin's girlfriend's father is a part-time auxilliary fireman in the Caribbean, and he sent me a telex last night that indicates things are not quite as rosy they seem on the Private Island. In the ideal setup, Baker teaches riding, Haverkamp handles the servers and Worshum manages the motors. Of course, down there, nothing is working. Marty Hill is teaching the riding, while Greg is teaching a class on "How to Pick Up Women" ... Dick Frantz is giving a fireside chat on "Brevity in Speaking" while Baker rides around the island stuck behind a thousand bicycles. Spike is handling the section on self-deprecating humor, while yours truly teaches Sensitivity. And worst of all ... between laps of the island on his personal watercraft, Bounce is giving pointers on "Listening." Okay, that's positively PAINFUL!! Oooh, Ohhhhh! My sides ache! (Russell . . . listening!! Aaaaaahh!! That's gonna leave a mark!! ) Link to comment
russell_bynum Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! OK, you win the award for the funniest post in the history of this board! Link to comment
Short Cut Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 I wonder if we'll get to hear from BadAdam again while David's away. or fish Link to comment
russell_bynum Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 I wonder if we'll get to hear from BadAdam again while David's away. or fish Link to comment
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