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Don't pick your nose in public. I don't know how many times I've seen people in their vehicles do this while waiting at an intersection for the light to change.

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"Always, no wait, never, no, always carry a litter bag in your car. It doesn't take up much room, and you can always toss it out your window if it gets full." - Steve Martin


Oh, and if you're new to the cast and you're wearing a red shirt, you must not under any circumstance join Captain Kirk's landing party. Find any excuse.

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Make sure you know the difference between "lose" and "loose".


Or am I the only one that cares?

Always use 'thare' in place of their, there and they're.
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You don't tug on Superman's cape

You don't spit into the wind

You don't pull the mask off

the ol' Lone Ranger

and you don't mess around with Jim

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Look up all the people in your past who have ever told you, "If I ever get as fat as that person, please just shoot me", and go shoot them.

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