Firefight911 Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Glad we could help???? Link to comment
barryNmarin Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Wow, that was an easy fix. Lots of talent on this board! Link to comment
Pilgrim Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 The answer that leads to many interesting outcomes is "Why not?" Pilgrim Link to comment
Bob Palin Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Wow, that was an easy fix. Lots of talent on this board! I don't think that's right, what if... Link to comment
Kitsap Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Don't pick your nose in public. I don't know how many times I've seen people in their vehicles do this while waiting at an intersection for the light to change. Link to comment
Lineareagle Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Never whittle towards yourself, nor pee against the wind. Link to comment
Paul Mihalka Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 From the old times when I camped at rallies: Don't put your tent downwind from the outhouse. Link to comment
upflying Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Don't throw a CS grenade into the wind. Link to comment
SageRider Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Don't follow this advice.... Link to comment
Jerry Johnston Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 I spent all day awake thinking on this and I think this is the answer. Link to comment
hANNAbONE Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 "....iT'S oNLY a movie...." Link to comment
Rocer Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 20-W-50 (someone had to make this an oil thread) Link to comment
Mike Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 If you're starting to lose an argument, make up some statistics. It works over 95% of the time. Link to comment
pbbeck Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 Think twice, then DON'T say it. Link to comment
ratfink Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 Make sure you know the difference between "lose" and "loose". Or am I the only one that cares? Link to comment
Les is more Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 "Always, no wait, never, no, always carry a litter bag in your car. It doesn't take up much room, and you can always toss it out your window if it gets full." - Steve Martin Oh, and if you're new to the cast and you're wearing a red shirt, you must not under any circumstance join Captain Kirk's landing party. Find any excuse. Link to comment
Rinkydink Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 When in doubt....nail it! Link to comment
Kathy R Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 It's not a problem It's an unsolved opportunity Link to comment
Kathy R Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Put zee candle baaack! fixed it for ya Link to comment
Bob Palin Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Make sure you know the difference between "lose" and "loose". Or am I the only one that cares? Always use 'thare' in place of their, there and they're. Link to comment
Kitsap Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Put zee candle baaack! fixed it for ya Don't inhale until the tip glows. Link to comment
Urban Surfer Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 KEEP THE SHINY SIDE UP ! Link to comment
ltljohn Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 You don't tug on Superman's cape You don't spit into the wind You don't pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger and you don't mess around with Jim Link to comment
CarrotNC Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Lead, follow, or get out of the way. When in doubt, throttle up! Link to comment
hANNAbONE Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 dON'T dRIVE thru water crossing a roadway... "...Turn Around - Don't Drown..." Link to comment
Albert Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Don't post stuff like this when Chuck Norris is around. He'll kick your ass. Link to comment
RodB Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 I'll give you the 2 rules for success: 1- Never tell anyone, everything you know. 2- Link to comment
Paul Mihalka Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 With old age memory is the second thing to go. The first ... oh, I don't remember... Link to comment
VinnyR11 Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Look up all the people in your past who have ever told you, "If I ever get as fat as that person, please just shoot me", and go shoot them. Link to comment
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