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Joe Frickin' Friday
Any chance anyone know the fat content and calories? I can feel my arteries plugging just looking at a bacone.

 

Looks like, what, maybe 6 ounces of bacon (pre-cook weight)? check out a package of bacon next time you're in the grocery store; that'll tell you the numbers, which you probably don't want to hear. :grin:

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Subject: FW: Fwd: The Bacon Tree

 

 

 

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Two Mexicans are

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>>stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly

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>>and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all

>of a

>>sudden Luis says.........

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>> "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

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>> "Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

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>> With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the

>distance,

>>is a tree loaded with bacon.

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>> There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon

>... every

>>imaginable kind of cured pork.

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>> "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

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>> "Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

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>> "Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees

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>>no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

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>> And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres,

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>>Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis

>drops

>>like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

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>> "Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

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>> "Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "

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>> "Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees

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>> Ees

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>> Ees

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>> Ees

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>> Ees a ham bush..."

 

 

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