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John Ranalletta

En route to Norfolk, VA Tuesday, a pilot for a large package express company sat in the adjacent seat. He flies a jumbo. He said his last flight contained 85,000 pounds of Viagra. Let's see, 85k lbs x ? pills/lb x $?/pill = one helluva business.

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Reminds me of this 80 y/o on his wedding night with his 25 y/o voluptuous but Gold digging new wife.

He comes out of the bathroom after popping a Viagra, wearing nothing but a condom, a nose clip and earplugs.

She ask him why the nose clip and earplugs.

He plies: I hate the smell of burning rubber and can't stand to hear a woman screaming...

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85,000 pounds of Viagra = one helluva business

That seems like it would be enough to keep a small European country erect for three years. In the wake of declining birthrates in the west, where does it all go?

 

Incidentially, I found a way to circumvent the requirement that Cialis has at least to report to your doctor any erection lasting more than 4 hours. Taking a cue from smurfing, I just reset the stopwatch after 3 hours and 50 minutes. Hey, problem solved.

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Harry_Wilshusen
You take Viagra then ignore your spouse?

When you have a mistress you can.

 

That's when Viagra gets REAL expensive.

 

Harry

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Charles Elms
You take Viagra then ignore your spouse?

When you have a mistress you can.

 

That's when Viagra gets REAL expensive.

 

Harry

 

Just ask Tiger what it's going to cost!

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