Uncyclopedia

[Joe Frickin' Friday]

I have discovered the Uncyclopedia, which is more or less the Bizarro version of Wikipedia. Users are invited to edit and re-edit the articles for maximum comic effect. And it's pretty good.

 

Consider their entry for "Motorcycle." An exerpt:

 

Motorcycle running costs

Motorcycles have a number of advantages over cars - for example, they're much louder and scarier, making them much more fun. They are also much cheaper to buy and run than cars. As an example, a brand new Vespa 125cc can be purchased on the road for as little as £3500. You will then need a crash helmet (£300), a leather jacket (£500), some Freddie Mercury trousers (£100), a pair of boots (£130), kevlar gloves (£90), a coffin (£1000), a headstone (£750), cremation (£380) and flowers in the church (£200). That said, the bike is still much cheaper to run as it will consume only half a litre of fuel while getting you from your house to the scene of your first fatal accident, making the total lifetime running costs of the bike 50p.

 

 

Entry for Star Trek.

 

Lots of other entries; enjoy.

[Joe Frickin' Friday]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Formula_One

 

:rofl::rofl:

[OoPEZoO]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Formula_One

 

:rofl::rofl:

 

 

"Ricky Bobby

 

Injected some much un-needed cowbell into Formula One, and introducing the concept of "Shake and Bake" into the sport, which largely consisted of driving off-track and rattling the engine around until he over-cooked it. Variously hated and loved by the three fans of Formula One, he was forced out of the sport after being caught on camera with ... you know what? Screw it. I refuse to do this anymore. "

[russell_bynum]

LOL!!!!