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Signs You're No Longer in College...


BULLman

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-- You no longer know what time fast food drive-thru windows close.

 

-- Your potted plants stay alive.

 

-- You pay at least a dollar more than the minimum payment on your credit card bill.

 

-- Your friends' hook-ups and break-ups are now marriages and divorces.

 

-- You attend parties that the police don't raid.

 

-- You're not expected to leave the room when the adults are talking.

 

-- You refer to college students as "those kids."

 

-- You drink wine, scotch and martinis instead of just beer, beer and beer.

 

-- You feed your dog Science Diet instead of leftover pizza.

 

-- At 6 a.m., you're putting your contact lens in instead of taking them out.

 

-- Naps are no longer weekday options.

 

-- Dating involves dinner and a movie, not keggers and Ecstasy.

 

-- Grocery lists contain more than toilet paper and potato chips.

 

-- You leave parties because you have a busy day tomorrow, not because the EMS guy has strapped you down

Lone_RT_rider
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Except for the X and the tater chips, that was pretty dead on for me. :eek::/

 

Shawn

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That's pretty funny, right there ...

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Except for the X and the tater chips, that was pretty dead on for me. :eek::/

 

Shawn

I know what you mean - I felt like an adult when I had to buy my own stamps :dopeslap:

Bill_Walker
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-- Your potted plants stay alive.

 

Hmm, guess I'm still in college!

 

No, wait. Does it count if you've finally realized there's no hope and given up on potted plants?

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-- Your potted plants stay alive.

 

Hmm, guess I'm still in college!

 

No, wait. Does it count if you've finally realized there's no hope and given up on potted plants?

Number #1 rule in my house..... I am not repsonsible for anything that is alive :dopeslap:

RichEdwards
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I take weekday naps. Must still be in college.

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Hmm, I read it as weekday naps are no longer options, but necessities, lol

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