BULLman Posted May 4, 2009 Posted May 4, 2009 -- You no longer know what time fast food drive-thru windows close. -- Your potted plants stay alive. -- You pay at least a dollar more than the minimum payment on your credit card bill. -- Your friends' hook-ups and break-ups are now marriages and divorces. -- You attend parties that the police don't raid. -- You're not expected to leave the room when the adults are talking. -- You refer to college students as "those kids." -- You drink wine, scotch and martinis instead of just beer, beer and beer. -- You feed your dog Science Diet instead of leftover pizza. -- At 6 a.m., you're putting your contact lens in instead of taking them out. -- Naps are no longer weekday options. -- Dating involves dinner and a movie, not keggers and Ecstasy. -- Grocery lists contain more than toilet paper and potato chips. -- You leave parties because you have a busy day tomorrow, not because the EMS guy has strapped you down
Lone_RT_rider Posted May 4, 2009 Posted May 4, 2009 Except for the X and the tater chips, that was pretty dead on for me. Shawn
BULLman Posted May 4, 2009 Author Posted May 4, 2009 Except for the X and the tater chips, that was pretty dead on for me. Shawn I know what you mean - I felt like an adult when I had to buy my own stamps
Bill_Walker Posted May 4, 2009 Posted May 4, 2009 -- Your potted plants stay alive. Hmm, guess I'm still in college! No, wait. Does it count if you've finally realized there's no hope and given up on potted plants?
BULLman Posted May 4, 2009 Author Posted May 4, 2009 -- Your potted plants stay alive. Hmm, guess I'm still in college! No, wait. Does it count if you've finally realized there's no hope and given up on potted plants? Number #1 rule in my house..... I am not repsonsible for anything that is alive
randys Posted May 5, 2009 Posted May 5, 2009 Hmm, I read it as weekday naps are no longer options, but necessities, lol
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