doc47 Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 "A neurosurgeon takes his Jag with a bad transmission to the automatic shop, and the mechanic told him that the work will cost him $5,000.00!! The poor neurosurgeon almost lost this breath, and said "That's alot of money!!!" And the mechanic: "But you ask $50,000.00 to operate on a cerebral aneurism, and do that in 4-6 hours!!! The Doc promptly spoke: "OK!! I'll pay you the $5,000.00, but you must do the job with the engine running and the gearbox in drive!" Link to comment
DavidEBSmith Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 That reminds me of the proctologist who took his Audi in for a valve job . . . Link to comment
BULLman Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 An eskimo car is running badly, so he takes it to the mechanic. Bullman-- I wouldn't want to have to explain this one to the kids or my boss! Link to comment
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