BarOne Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 OK -- humor is important. Insert your favorites here and we'll laugh ahead of time and again at the Unrally. For starters: Can't catch a break! A biker (Beemer, most likely) is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lions' cage. Suddenly, a lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole scene and addressing the biker, says: "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life." "Why, it was nothing" said the biker, "really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right." "I noticed a patch on your jacket" said the journalist. "Yeah, I ride with a BMW Sport Touring Group" the biker replies. "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow papers will have this in first page." The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions and reads, on first page: "BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH!" Link to comment
TEWKS Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Tap..Tap, Hello! Is This Thing On? Psst...over here. Pat Link to comment
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