Huzband Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 So I'm sitting in traffic at a red light this afternoon. I'm wearing the usual, jeans, jacket, gloves, boots, & helmet. Faceshield is cracked an inch or so, & it's mirror tinted, so you really can't see in when it's sunny. And it is. I'm lookin' around, check out a cool Mustang, then something catches my attention. In the lane to my left, & one car ahead, the passenger has her window down. Cute girl, prolly early twenties, & she's giving me a little wave. Nice. I wave back. Then........she blows me a kiss! As the dark tinted window goes up, the light has changed, & we're off. For the record, I know who, & what, I am, & I'm comfortable with that. It was just a nice treat. Okay, go ahead & knock me off my pedestal now. Link to comment
skinny_tom (aka boney) Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 I think the real question here is: Who doesn't want you Danny? Link to comment
Matts_12GS Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 So I'm sitting in traffic at a red light this afternoon. I'm wearing the usual, jeans, jacket, gloves, boots, & helmet. Faceshield is cracked an inch or so, & it's mirror tinted, so you really can't see in when it's sunny. And it is. I'm lookin' around, check out a cool Mustang, then something catches my attention. In the lane to my left, & one car ahead, the passenger has her window down. Cute girl, prolly early twenties, & she's giving me a little wave. Nice. I wave back. Then........she blows me a kiss! Maybe with that helmet and tinted shield she thought you were Dianne? She did have hers first after all... Link to comment
Huzband Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 I think the real question here is: Who doesn't want you Danny? Sort of what I was thinking. Link to comment
Ken H. Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Okay, go ahead & knock me off my pedestal now. Sure she wasn't directing it at the bike? Link to comment
smiller Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Okay, go ahead & knock me off my pedestal now. Sure she wasn't directing it at the bike? It's a 1200RT... she wasn't... Link to comment
Huzband Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 Well, she was looking at me, not the bike. ME I say! I don't go down easy. Link to comment
Huzband Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 Okay, go ahead & knock me off my pedestal now. Sure she wasn't directing it at the bike? It's a 1200RT... she wasn't... Ouch!!! That hurts. Link to comment
Paul Mihalka Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 It's a even nicer treat when under the tinted shield is the face of a 70+ year old fart. Link to comment
Huzband Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 It's been thirty years since this last happened. If it happens again in twenty years, my life will be complete. Link to comment
Joel Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Knock 1: And then you woke up. Knock 2: What you failed to notice is that one car length behind you, and to your right, was a blonde, tanned and buff 25 year old studmuffin riding a Duc 1098 and wearing only sunglasses, shorts and flip flops. The kiss blown in what seemed to be your direction fluttered like a Tim Wakefield knuckleball past your open shield, and tagged Biff square on his left cheek. Then he stalled the 1098, which is why you didn't see or hear him when the light turned green. Only good-natured ribbing intended Link to comment
Huzband Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 Nice try, but I think it's going to take Whip to bring me back to earth on this one. Link to comment
eddd Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 There is no vision test needed to get a DL in Forida, right? or.... She was fulfilling a hazing ritual? or.... She texting her friends right now and laughing her a## off or...??? Link to comment
BFish Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 quoting whip...."didn't happen without pictures..." sorry Link to comment
Huzband Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 There is no vision test needed to get a DL in Forida, right? Yes there is, & I passed it without my glasses last month. She texting her friends right now and laughing her a## off Probably. What's your point? Link to comment
Huzband Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 quoting whip...."didn't happen without pictures..." sorry Who asked you, anyway? Link to comment
Ken H. Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 There is no vision test needed to get a DL in Forida, right? Yes there is, & I passed it without my glasses last month. I think he was talking about HER vision! Link to comment
Jerry Johnston Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 I sometime have those dreams also. Link to comment
10ovr Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 You're going to get your road wife Jullus,,LOL Link to comment
bakerzdosen Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 I don't understand what the big deal is. This doesn't happen to the rest of you every day? I mean, yeah, some days the chic's only an 8 or 9, but come on, you can't have everything. Link to comment
Firefight911 Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Must . . . . . . re . . . sist . . . . ARRGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment
Bud Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 quoting whip...."didn't happen without pictures..." sorry Word Link to comment
tallman Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 So I'm sitting in traffic at a red light this afternoon. I'm wearing the usual, jeans, jacket, gloves, boots, & helmet. Faceshield is cracked an inch or so, & it's mirror tinted, so you really can't see in when it's sunny. And it is. I'm lookin' around, check out a cool Mustang, then something catches my attention. In the lane to my left, & one car ahead, the passenger has her window down. Cute girl, prolly early twenties, & she's giving me a little wave. Nice. I wave back. Then........she blows me a kiss! As the dark tinted window goes up, the light has changed, & we're off. For the record, I know who, & what, I am, & I'm comfortable with that. It was just a nice treat. Okay, go ahead & knock me off my pedestal now. mirror tinted We have a winner. Obviously, She was admiring herself. Mirror, mirror, on the wall... not Danny. Goodnight darlin' Link to comment
Matts_12GS Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Danny, I checked the traffic cameras and found a picture of the incident... Looks like she really was a cute blonde.... Link to comment
Huzband Posted August 16, 2008 Author Share Posted August 16, 2008 Danny, I checked the traffic cameras and found a picture of the incident... Looks like she really was a cute blonde.... Now, THAT'S funny! Link to comment
Rinkydink Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Finally a believable explanation for the braille at the drive-thru ATMs. Link to comment
Quinn Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 I'm sure that she's assured her place in Heaven with a good deed of that magnitude. Link to comment
Couchrocket Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 "Oh, my gosh... Jenny... you should have seen me today - like - I was driving along and had to stop at this really annoying - like - red light. And on my left was this really old geezer on some funny looking motorcyle, and - like - I thought, oh my gosh, I should make his day... and so - like - I waved at him... and I could tell the old buzzard was getting - like - all excited... and so - like - I blew him a kiss and everything and it was so funny. OMG, old geezers are so easy to mess with it is kinda sad and I felt sorta sorry for him after I did it, and oh my gosh - like - it was still so funny -- you know what I mean, Jen?" :grin: Link to comment
Woodie Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 ROTF, LOL! "Jen? You know?" Link to comment
Firefight911 Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 "Oh, my gosh... Jenny... you should have seen me today - like - I was driving along and had to stop at this really annoying - like - red light. And on my left was this really old geezer on some funny looking motorcyle, and - like - I thought, oh my gosh, I should make his day... and so - like - I waved at him... and I could tell the old buzzard was getting - like - all excited... and so - like - I blew him a kiss and everything and it was so funny. OMG, old geezers are so easy to mess with it is kinda sad and I felt sorta sorry for him after I did it, and oh my gosh - like - it was still so funny -- you know what I mean, Jen?" :grin: OMG, RUFKM, ROFLMAO, For sure, like, yeahhhhh! Link to comment
Matts_12GS Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 OMG, RUFKM, ROFLMAO, For sure, like, yeahhhhh! totalllllllllllly! KPC! Link to comment
Paul_Burkett Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Danny, some times the best thing to do is just back away from the keyboard and pretend the thread never happened. But save the memory, it'll help get you thorough the lonely times. Link to comment
Huzband Posted August 16, 2008 Author Share Posted August 16, 2008 Danny, some times the best thing to do is just back away from the keyboard and pretend the thread never happened. And deprive this crowd of such high quality, yet cheap entertainment? Link to comment
Wheels Rollin' Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 It's a even nicer treat when under the tinted shield is the face of a 70+ year old fart. I should never have taken a swallow of Diet Pepsi while scrolling down through these postings, Paul... When I reached yours... well... let's just say I'm still workin' on cleaning my screen and keyboard <>... As Larry the Cable Guy occasionally says '... That's funny -- I don't care who you are!' ~ Bill Link to comment
RichEdwards Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Another good reason for mandatory (full face-hiding) helmet laws. Link to comment
Whip Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 I'm kinda use to it....... Happens all the time when I'm on the Tuono...... But instead of a kiss they usually lift there top...... Leslie won't let me post the pix Sorry Whip Link to comment
Quinn Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 I'm kinda use to it....... Happens all the time when I'm on the Tuono...... But instead of a kiss they usually lift there top...... Leslie won't let me post the pix Sorry Whip Probably don't have to lift it very high. Link to comment
g_frey Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 It is nice. I was gassing up once when two 19 year old girls gave me the eye and wave thing. They were way too young for me (58!) but still nice. They had the giggling fits when I took my helmet off later to go in the store. How the mighty are fallen, sigh. Link to comment
Les is more Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Probably don't have to lift it very high. Kapow! Right outta the park! Link to comment
Huzband Posted August 16, 2008 Author Share Posted August 16, 2008 Probably don't have to lift it very high. Shot of the day right there. Link to comment
Joe Frickin' Friday Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 She musta thought you were Wurty. Link to comment
Huzband Posted August 16, 2008 Author Share Posted August 16, 2008 I don't know. She didn't look like a sheep. Link to comment
Mike Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Being devastatingly good-looking has its ups and downs. Believe me, I know. Link to comment
Huzband Posted August 17, 2008 Author Share Posted August 17, 2008 Yes, there has to be more to life than being really, really, really ridiculously good looking. Link to comment
Matts_12GS Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 well, you got the ridiculous part down... Link to comment
dewtwo Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Danny, I am glad this happened to you. See I was loosing faith in the younger generation. Now I know they are out there doing charitable acts. Wow! Oh crap, I just figured out, she probably thought she could count that towards her community service hours. Link to comment
Huzband Posted August 17, 2008 Author Share Posted August 17, 2008 Both of ya are just too funny, aren't ya? Link to comment
motorman587 Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 This happened to me a very years/pounds ago. I was in a bank getting some money. I was in full motor uniform. Leather jacket, boots and gun belt. As a good officer I was watching the door so had my back turn towards the tellers. Officer safety. I watch a attactive female coming towards me. She skips the end of the line, keeps walking towards me. So I am think, "Crap" what time of call am I getting into. She gets close and once she gets within a foot moves up to my ear. She whispers, "I love a man in leather", and walks off. I was speechless, I could not reply back, I was in shock. Link to comment
eddd Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 This happened to me a very years/pounds ago. I was in a bank getting some money. I was in full motor uniform. Leather jacket, boots and gun belt. As a good officer I was watching the door so had my back turn towards the tellers. Officer safety. I watch a attactive female coming towards me. She skips the end of the line, keeps walking towards me. So I am think, "Crap" what time of call am I getting into. She gets close and once she gets within a foot moves up to my ear. She whispers, "I love a man in leather", and walks off. I was speechless, I could not reply back, I was in shock. We got a shot of her leaving the bank. You're right, she's quite a looker! Link to comment
Huzband Posted August 18, 2008 Author Share Posted August 18, 2008 Must've been one of Whip's friends. Link to comment
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