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Mike

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I've just received an email from the U.K., informing me that I have won a new BMW 530i and £500,000. This image was attached as the award committee, so it's got to be legitimate:

 

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I'm very excited, though I would have preferred a 550i. I suppose that since they're giving away such a huge sum of cash, they had probably only had enough left over for the model with the smaller engine. Nonetheless, I am sure it will get good gas mileage.

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Les is more

Whatever. I'm getting 2.5 million from a dying woman. She gave me her attorney/abogado/barrister. I'm sure it's legitimate. Would a dying woman lie??

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Whatever. I'm getting 2.5 million from a dying woman. She gave me her attorney/abogado/barrister. I'm sure it's legitimate. Would a dying woman lie??

 

Hmmm . . . I knew I shouldn't have eaten lunch before I responded to her. She must have gotten discouraged and thought I wasn't interested.

 

Pilgrim

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bakerzdosen

Oh yeah... Apparently, I'm only one large payment and several pills away from being able to please...

 

ah nevermind.

 

But I will be getting that Ph.D I always wanted in the mail next week.

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