How Many Motorcycle Forum Members Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?‏

[dppeter]

How many motorcycle forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

6 to argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light bulb” …

another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is “lamp”

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that “light bulb” is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs

15 People to post “I can’t see S$%^!” and their own light bulbs

7 to post URL’s where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL’s

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add “Me too”

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say “didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?”

13 to say “do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs”

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W. isn’t the brightest bulb.

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

[Huzband]

Actually, it only takes one.

 

Phil (1bmwfan) holds the bulb up to the socket, & waits for the world to revolve around him.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[hANNAbONE]

Actually, it only takes one.

 

Phil (1bmwfan) holds the bulb up to the socket, & waits for the world to revolve around him.

 

 

 

oOOOOO...dat bad, danny-boy...dat bad..!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...and Phillippe' stated....

[tallman]

Oh Danny Boy.....

 

 

[Firefight911]

Actually, it only takes one.

 

Phil (1bmwfan) holds the bulb up to the socket, & waits for the world to revolve around him.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wrong, wrong, wrong!! Just ask Haverkamp!

[Huzband]

Actually, it only takes one.

 

Phil (1bmwfan) holds the bulb up to the socket, & waits for the world to revolve around him.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wrong, wrong, wrong!! Just ask Haverkamp!

 

 

I thought about him, but he doesn't have a sense of humor.

[Heck]

Actually, it only takes one.

 

Phil (1bmwfan) holds the bulb up to the socket, & waits for the world to revolve around him.

 

Now, That was a keeper....you da man danny-boy..

 

[Huzband]

Thank you, thank you vera much.

 

I'm here till Monday. Try the veal.

[Hermes]

...and then there is Mitch'es short but informative essay on the effectivness of incandescent vs flueroscent lightbulbs and an unsolicited comparison of their respective consumption of kilojoules

 

Jurgen

[Bob_Minor]

And don't forget the folks that have to put in their post just to make sure everybody knows that what they wrote was very funny.

[notacop]

Sounds like you are out of work with to much time on your hands for pondering nonesuch as this!

[ShovelStrokeEd]

This was old when Moses was in grade school.

[Heck]

And don't forget the folks that have to put in their post just to make sure everybody knows that what they wrote was very funny.

 

 

We resemble that remark highly!!!