GelStra Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. “Hello?” "Is your daddy home?" he asked. “Yes," whispered the small voice. "May I talk with him?" The child whispered, “No.” Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" “Yes.” "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, “No.” Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" “Yes," whispered the child, “a policeman ". Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" “No, he's busy ", whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" “Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer. Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?" “A helicopter " answered the whispering voice. "What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. Again, whispering, the child answered, “The search team just landed a helicopter." Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?" Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... “ME.” Link to comment
Lawman Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 laughter is such a good thing... Link to comment
Firefight911 Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 Very cute!!!! heheheheh Here is another one....... A Toddler's Tea Party!! One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother, who is four years older than I am. I was maybe 1 and a half years old or 2, and had just recovered from an accident in which my arm had been broken, among other injuries. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news and my brother was playing nearby in the living room when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!!' My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up, then says, 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place that baby can reach to get water is the toilet?' Link to comment
Lawman Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 That might also account for the yummy flavor... Link to comment
SANTA Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 and we wonder why some parents want to terminate their offspring... our youngest had a habit of trying to escape... gave us more than just a few moments... see her picture in my avatar, some kids with disabilities just wander from one interesting thing to the next.... Link to comment
Firefight911 Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Don't you know it!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment
Huzband Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 Still haven't trained Phil to look where he's walking, huh? Link to comment
Firefight911 Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 Still haven't trained Phil to look where he's walking, huh? Link to comment
Matts_12GS Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 Still haven't trained Phil to look where he's walking, huh? I don't know about walking, but you should see him drive... Guy couldn't find his house the same way the whole time we were there! Great talking to you two last night Phil! Link to comment
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