Rob_Mayes Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Suppose you and your wife/girl friend pulled up to a retaurant, etc and a young Hottie said to you "What kind of motorcycle is that? Can I have a ride?" My question is would you give her a ride and what would your wife/girl friend say when you got back (assuming you gave her the ride)? Women, of course, are welcome to respond. Link to comment
Quinn Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 I don't think I'd dare come back. Not the way I'd choose to end a 36 year marriage--with the death of the groom. Link to comment
Firefight911 Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 I know what my husband would do.........and it is not because he is scared of me. He respects himself and our marriage. Isn't that right Philip????????? Love you honey!! Link to comment
tallman Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 I've already got a young hottie riding w/me. My wife would say, "if you had been smart enough to read you could've had a ride. Since you aren't, oh well." Link to comment
Albert Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Suppose you and your wife/girl friend pulled up to a retaurant, etc and a young Hottie said to you "What kind of motorcycle is that? Can I have a ride?" My question is would you give her a ride and what would your wife/girl friend say when you got back (assuming you gave her the ride)? Women, of course, are welcome to respond. She would, of course, ask if we used protection. No no, get your minds out of the gutter. I meant ATGATT you perverts. Have you contacted a lawyer yet Rob? Link to comment
Matts_12GS Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 I know what my husband would do.........and it is not because he is scared of me. He respects himself and our marriage. Isn't that right Philip????????? Love you honey!! Phillip? Link to comment
Deadboy Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 My wife wouldn't think twice about it, may even offer the young thing her coat and helmet....better she go for a ride with me than some wheelie popping squid. Are people's relationships really so precarious....no trust in this world... Link to comment
Firefight911 Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 I know what my husband would do.........and it is not because he is scared of me. He respects himself and our marriage. Isn't that right Philip????????? Love you honey!! Phillip? You get me!!! Link to comment
Matts_12GS Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 You get me!!! Yeah, I do. It's that birthday thing I guess Link to comment
hANNAbONE Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 I know what my husband would do.........and it is not because he is scared of me. He respects himself and our marriage. Isn't that right Philip????????? Love you honey!! Phillip? You get me!!! uH-oH Link to comment
Firefight911 Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 I know what my husband would do.........and it is not because he is scared of me. He respects himself and our marriage. Isn't that right Philip????????? Love you honey!! Phillip? You get me!!! uH-oH Uhhhhhhhh . . . . Link to comment
JerryMather Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 It depends on just how HOT she really is! Link to comment
Firefight911 Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 It depends on just how HOT she really is! No it doesn't! Have you seen my wife!?!? SMOKIN!!!! Link to comment
Joel Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Given that I ride a fugly bike, wearing a Hi-Viz jacket, and my gray hairs signal more extinction than distinction, I'm quite sure I'd be tending to my dear wife, who would be dying of terminal convulsive laughter, and that the Hottie would be discouraged by the arrival of emergency vehicles, EMTs and the coroner. "Never mind," the hottie would say. Either that, or my wife would exterminate the Hottie on the spot, in service to mankind. Anyone who could ignore all the repellent I deploy (intentionally or not) must be an evil alien, up to no good, and must be stopped. [Note to the humor and sarcasm impaired: this contains some of each] Link to comment
AdventurePoser Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 It depends on just how HOT she really is! No it doesn't! Have you seen my wife!?!? SMOKIN!!!! Excellent recovery. Steve in So Cal Link to comment
Ken H. Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 This is a rhetorical question right? What Bob "Quinn" said. Link to comment
EffBee Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 "I'm sorry, but that seat is taken." Link to comment
Matts_12GS Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 It depends on just how HOT she really is! No it doesn't! Have you seen my wife!?!? SMOKIN!!!! Resisting temptation to post some of her "Miley Cyrus Moments" I'd tell the hottie she has to ask Dianne. That would quell most any argument or issue on the matter. Link to comment
Mister Tee Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Suppose you and your wife/girl friend pulled up to a retaurant, etc and a young Hottie said to you "What kind of motorcycle is that? Can I have a ride?" My question is would you give her a ride and what would your wife/girl friend say when you got back (assuming you gave her the ride)? Women, of course, are welcome to respond. I guess my question would be, why are you bringing sand to the beach in the first place? Link to comment
BUSTED Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 My wife and I would handle it the same as Deadboy would. Link to comment
eddd Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 OK, let me get this straight... I'm at the restaurant with my wife and my girl friend... And then the young hottie shows up... What else could you do??? Just tell her... "Jump on Baby, the more the merrier!" Link to comment
dewtwo Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Resisting temptation to post some of her "Miley Cyrus Moments" I'd tell the hottie she has to ask Dianne. That would quell most any argument or issue on the matter. Of course I would give her a ride (of course since I am riding no tequila is involved!!) (Just a thought for PRC) Matt would not complain in the least bit, right honey? Link to comment
Matts_12GS Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Matt would not complain in the least bit, right honey? Without video, that ride would be meaningless! Link to comment
Mike Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Suppose you and your wife/girl friend pulled up to a retaurant, etc and a young Hottie said to you "What kind of motorcycle is that? Can I have a ride?" My question is would you give her a ride and what would your wife/girl friend say when you got back (assuming you gave her the ride)? Women, of course, are welcome to respond. Since I ride an R1200ST, which is considered by many to be among the ugliest motorcycles every made, I'd know instantly that she wasn't really interested in anything other than my manly body. For that reason, I would have to decline. Link to comment
Lawman Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Suppose you and your wife/girl friend pulled up to a retaurant, etc and a young Hottie said to you "What kind of motorcycle is that? Can I have a ride?" My question is would you give her a ride and what would your wife/girl friend say when you got back (assuming you gave her the ride)? Women, of course, are welcome to respond. I would say "no" and I would tell her she must be confusing me with my friend Philip....... Link to comment
MNCruiser Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Suppose you and your wife/girl friend pulled up to a retaurant, etc and a young Hottie said to you "What kind of motorcycle is that? Can I have a ride?" My question is would you give her a ride and what would your wife/girl friend say when you got back (assuming you gave her the ride)? Women, of course, are welcome to respond. You married guys have all the luck! Link to comment
Matts_12GS Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 You married guys have all the luck! Pawnshop + cheap ring = women that want you to take them places. Brilliant! Link to comment
eddd Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Since I ride an R1200ST, which is considered by many to be among the ugliest motorcycles every made, I'd know instantly that she wasn't really interested in anything other than my manly body. For that reason, I would have to decline. Have you been spraying painting without opening the windows again? Link to comment
Dennis Andress Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 `Nando got it right!!! Link to comment
leikam Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Are people's relationships really so precarious....no trust in this world Not really, but the delusions happening in this thread make that hard to see. Link to comment
russell_bynum Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Are people's relationships really so precarious....no trust in this world Not really, but the delusions happening in this thread make that hard to see. Link to comment
Heck Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Ask Wurty..... (My Baaaaaad....) Link to comment
Bullett Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 I would have to decline . I haven't carried a passenger since I slid my BSA Cub into the curb with John Allen on the back. I can't speak for Jan. Link to comment
Laura Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 We'll he'd better be planning on a one way trip ...bye, bye Link to comment
DonMcCall Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Whether my wife was there with me or not, the answer is no. 'you want a ride, go get married, buy your husband a BMW R1150R for his birthday, and I pretty much guarantee, HE'll take you for a ride'. Link to comment
Gregori Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 If she had her own helmet, I'd tell her to climb on. My wife would give me a kiss and tell me to have a fun time, as well as say "be nice and not scare the poor girl." But she wouldn't allow the loan of her helmet. I've already made *THAT* mistake, and paid for it... Link to comment
skinny_tom (aka boney) Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Gabby would probably tell her to get on then tell me how bad of a pillion she was when they came back... Of course, it would be the first time she's ridden in a while, and the first time ever with a pillion, but it would happen that way, or not happen at all... Link to comment
WURTY Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Happens to me all the time. I just tell my wife I'll be back later and catch a cab home. Link to comment
eddd Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Happens to me all the time. I just tell my wife I'll be back later and catch a cab home. Thanks for making me chuckle outloud. Link to comment
George Brown Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Suppose you and your wife/girl friend pulled up to a retaurant, etc and a young Hottie said to you "What kind of motorcycle is that? Can I have a ride?" My question is would you give her a ride and what would your wife/girl friend say when you got back (assuming you gave her the ride)? Women, of course, are welcome to respond. This is not a pretty picture! Link to comment
Bud Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 It depends on just how HOT she really is! No it doesn't! Have you seen my wife!?!? SMOKIN!!!! Ding, ding, ding, we've got a winner. Link to comment
eddd Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 It depends on just how HOT she really is! No it doesn't! Have you seen my wife!?!? SMOKIN!!!! Ding, ding, ding, we've got a winner. That was a very good answer, hard diminished at all by the fact that Jamie was looking over his shoulder as he typed. Link to comment
JerryMather Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 It depends on just how HOT she really is! No it doesn't! Have you seen my wife!?!? SMOKIN!!!! Ding, ding, ding, we've got a winner. That was a very good answer, hard diminished at all by the fact that Jamie was looking over his shoulder as he typed. It's just what I'd expect him to post, unless he's planning on adding air conditioning to his doghouse. Link to comment
Knifemaker Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 I love dreams.......Wake me up when this one is over!!! Link to comment
Matts_12GS Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 It depends on just how HOT she really is! No it doesn't! Have you seen my wife!?!? SMOKIN!!!! Ding, ding, ding, we've got a winner. That was a very good answer, hard diminished at all by the fact that Jamie was looking over his shoulder as he typed. Right, "Philip?" Link to comment
Paul_Burkett Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Suppose you and your wife/girl friend pulled up to a retaurant, In this situation, as if we went out to eat and she was a stranger, no way, that's what I say. But if we were at a get together and my wife knew her or she was a friend, that is a horse of a different color. Link to comment
MachineJoe Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 .... what would your wife/girl friend say when you got back Remember now, whatever she would say would be said for the next 20 years every time you brought up getting that new set of clubs or a new farkle for the bike or that boat you've been eyeing. I know what I would say .... "please ma'am step away from the bike" Link to comment
BabyCow Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 I am not married....... and even I am smart enough not to go there(into this situation). Situations like these are things you can pay for (in various ways) for a llloooonnnnnnng time. Link to comment
xbubblehead Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 I am not married....... and even I am smart enough not to go there(into this situation). Situations like these are things you can pay for (in various ways) for a llloooonnnnnnng time. Right there with ya. Not married but smart enough to stay clear. Link to comment
BeamieToo Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Suppose you and your wife/girl friend pulled up to a retaurant, etc and a young Hottie said to you "What kind of motorcycle is that? Can I have a ride?" It would be great to just be asked ... and the memories are long and fond!!! Link to comment
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