For all my LEO friends!!

[KMG_365]

To atone for sending some of you to

 

Here's one for you:

 

Best response of the year!

 

You might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility....

 

 

Q: 'Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'

 

A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'

 

Q: 'Officer -- who provided this description?'

 

A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'

 

Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'

 

A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'

 

Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'

 

A: 'Yes sir, we do!'

 

Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'

 

A: 'Yes sir, I do.'

 

Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'

 

A: 'Yes sir.'

 

Q: 'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'

 

A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'

 

 

 

 

The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called.

 

 

The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best Comeback' line -- and we think he'll win.

 

With apologies to all my legal beagle friends!

[Bullett]

 

Very funny.

[USAF1]

Siccem EB..................

 

Pat

[Guy_Fawkes]

beautiful!!!!!

[Lawman]

 

 

I'm still thinkin I shoulda stayed in school though...

[KMG_365]

 

 

I'm still thinkin I shoulda stayed in school though...

It's not too late to take the red pill, y'know!