USAF1 Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 I couldn't believe what I was reading this morning......... in the header of the B Section of our Seattle Post Intelligencer it talks about a NEW PRODUCT LAUNCH.... It turns out that some company has come up with an activated carbon fabric with glue strips that get attached to ones "undergarments"!! It's purpose?? "To block the wafting odor of the human flatulance." "Subtle Butt" shields are disposable and can be bought in a 5-pack for $9.95 when they are expected to become available next month at this web page . There is a hilarious video from them here as well. so you don't want to be eating or drinking anything when you're watching........ Pat Link to comment
SageRider Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Well... It's probably better than a catalytic converter which could pose a fire hazard in ones shorts! Link to comment
Firefight911 Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Well... It's probably better than a catalytic converter which could pose a fire hazard in ones shorts! There went the coffee!!!!! Link to comment
Dave McReynolds Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 I'm into bowhunting, and for years some hunting clothes have been advertised as locking-in human scent, and sold for quite a bit more than those that don't, obviously. Well recently, extensive tests have been done that prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that the scent-lock hunting clothes, which I assume have the same carbon filtering as in the underwear, does not work. One of the tests they did to the material was to f**t through it, and the lack of effectiveness was evident to all concerned. It could even be that the scoundrels who made the hunting clothes are now fleeing to another venue, and plan to take advantage of the unsuspecting public concerned (overly concerned in my view) about their own natural emmisions. Are we going to be left with nothing to believe in? First, Vytorin is found to be useless as an anti-cholesterol medicine, and now, scent-lock hunting clothes that don't block scent. Will the next revelation be that Viagra is nothing more than a big placebo (not to be confused with dildo) effect? Link to comment
George Brown Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 I never get any complaints when I ride alone! Link to comment
notacop Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 I get compalaints when the stitch is zipped up all the way or when I have to don the rain gear. Sometimes I flat revolt myself. I hate when that happens. I was going to recycle my fuel canister with a catherer of sorts...Nah! Link to comment
marcopolo Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Great video; makes you wish you had Smell-O-Vision. Link to comment
TEWKS Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Since this conversation is going down the $hittah, I give you... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cua4N0LlrCs Pat Link to comment
Hermes Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 It is a proud day for your Nation. The gas capture will go a long way towards reducing the Green House effect. only kiddin' Jurgen Link to comment
AdventurePoser Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Do they have paid "flatulence testers" who can pass gas on command? Just wondering.... Steve in So Cal Link to comment
kcscout Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 You should be ashamed of yourself. <- pull my finger link. Link to comment
Jones Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 That's dumb. An Odor-Eater and some duct-tape will do the same thing. Link to comment
USAF1 Posted February 10, 2008 Author Share Posted February 10, 2008 I wanna ride with you............AND bring the video camera!! Pat Link to comment
MotorinLA Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 That's dumb. An Odor-Eater and some duct-tape will do the same thing. (nothing like squirting soda through your nose to clear up your sinuses ) Link to comment
HappyMan Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 I can't believe I'm posting this but the kids (o.k. just the boyz and I) have rolled on the floor with this link. Pull Finger Here Link to comment
flars Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 Or...An Always pad (with wings), sprayed liberally with Fabreez and worn in a slightly retro-burn position. Link to comment
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