ButtLite IIIII

[DavidEBSmith]

Actually, it's ButtLite , but the discussion board software doesn't support the Strikeout tag. (And if you get that there's a difference between "IIIII" and "" and "5", you might be a ButtLite kinda rider).

 

Seven long, hard days on your bike. Bad roads. Lousy weather. Trying the find the best route from Dogbreath, Alabama to Little Chicken, ND, that goes through Boston. Trying to figure out which of the many Bostons in the US is the one you're supposed to be going to. Waffle Houses. Alien abductions. Maybe even someplace Laura Ingalls Wilder lived.

 

But for those who think it's all about bragging rights and self-promotion, and who know that you could do it but you don't have to do it to prove yourself, would you be tempted by greedy self-interest? Because in addition to the personal moral satisfaction and ego gratification that comes from accomplishing the near-impossible, all finishers of ButtLite will have a chance at winning a shiny new motorcycle. And not one of those Chinese ones made of melamine and recycled barber-shop sweepings, either. Maybe even a BMW model that doesn't have an explosive final drive.

 

August 5-12, 2008. ButtLite . It's like living all the episodes of Then Came Bronson, 7 times in a row.

 

http://www.teamstrange.com/bl5.htm

[Rocket_Cowboy]

Looking forward to seeing you there!

[Tasker]

Maybe even a BMW model that doesn't have an explosive final drive.

 

According to BMW, this problem does not exist. Didn't you get the memo?

 

[snod]

I'd like to finish in the top half of the field this time around. That may be really tough will all of the Big Dogs I expect to enter this year. If you think you want to do the Iron Butt Rally, try the ButtLite first. The BL will let you know if you have what it takes to run the big show. Think a Saddle Sore 1000 every day for a week.

 

Yeee Haw!!

[steveknapp]

David E.B. Smith’s logic to keep us grounded.

 

DOOMED!