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[Greg Anderson]

Before ungoing to gUNnison, please unread this unwarning stolen from an undisclosed, unreliable news source:

 

Police warn all male, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females who target unsuspecting men use a new date rape drug on the market called "beer".

 

The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs". Female sexual predators at parties and bars persuade their male victims To go home and have sex with them use "Beer". Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

 

After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage".

 

Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female. Please! Forward this warning to every Male you know. However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every townwhere you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

 

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Motorcycle Dealers, BMW" in the yellow pages.

 

 

[steveknapp]

Subject: FW: Important investment advice!

 

If you had bought $1000. worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.

 

With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1000.

 

With Worldcom, you would have less than $5. left.

 

If you had bought $1000. worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.

 

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

 

[Chris K]

You better warn Wurty!

[WURTY]

Now that is the best advice I have read in a long time.

[Laney]

Now how is a girl supposed to impose her will on that dear, sweet, unsuspecting man now that you've gone and warned him and everyone else???

 

Oh wait -- Denny! Are you bringing any Tequila to Gunnison?

[DavidEBSmith]

Fortunately, there is something you can do to render yourself immune from the feminine wiles and charms (or at least incapable of responding to them). Drink more beer!