Todd_Z1 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 ...in no particular order. (1) Your dealer calls you and offers a discount on tires. buy twelve, get one free! (2) You buy Plexus by the case. (3) Your debit AND credit cards have both been security blocked by your bank three times each in less than 72 hours because you bought gas from 25 gas stations in three different countries. (4) BMWNA had to create a new high mileage award just for you. "Der Super Slabber!" (5) You track the number of speeding tickets and points you have in each state and use this to plan your route. (6) Your warranty is up on a bike you bought brand new, less than six months ago with less than ten miles on it. (7) You can no longer ride at night because your GPS, cell phone/PDA, radar detector with HARD leds, XM Satellite, two way radio, MP3 player, digital thermometer and heattroller LED's (All mounted on your dash) put out so much light (In addition to the six pairs of PIAA lights) that it ruins your night vision. (8) You have friends in 10 different states (Countries) and have visited all of them at least four times in the last 12 months. (9) Riding 500 miles one way to attend a barbecue is considered a "day ride" (10) You've owned more motorcycles than Marty Hill in the last five years. Cheers! Link to comment
Whip Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Have you been reading my mail......!!!!!! Whip Link to comment
Todd_Z1 Posted August 30, 2007 Author Share Posted August 30, 2007 Whip, Nope! Have not been reading your mail. Just in a fun mood today! Todd Link to comment
Calvin (no socks) Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 You forgot one or two... You might be in over your head if you; Wear your "Stitch" to bed... Carry enough tools to replace a failed final drive... Shave with a full face helmet while filling your gas tank.... Link to comment
Redbrick Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 And..........You have to write your wife's name on the palm of your hand when you come home before you go in.... Or...........You get a text message while you're on the road from a divorce attorney...etc...... Phil............Redbrick Link to comment
Marty Hill Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Todd, That would be 12 bm's and 1 honda. Yup, I'm nuts. Link to comment
Huzband Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 ...in no particular order. (1) Your dealer calls you and offers a discount on tires. buy twelve, get one free! (2) You buy Plexus by the case. (3) Your debit AND credit cards have both been security blocked by your bank three times each in less than 72 hours because you bought gas from 25 gas stations in three different countries. (4) BMWNA had to create a new high mileage award just for you. "Der Super Slabber!" (5) You track the number of speeding tickets and points you have in each state and use this to plan your route. (6) Your warranty is up on a bike you bought brand new, less than six months ago with less than ten miles on it. (7) You can no longer ride at night because your GPS, cell phone/PDA, radar detector with HARD leds, XM Satellite, two way radio, MP3 player, digital thermometer and heattroller LED's (All mounted on your dash) put out so much light (In addition to the six pairs of PIAA lights) that it ruins your night vision. (8) You have friends in 10 different states (Countries) and have visited all of them at least four times in the last 12 months. (9) Riding 500 miles one way to attend a barbecue is considered a "day ride" (10) You've owned more motorcycles than Marty Hill in the last five years. Cheers! (11) You've traded more motorcycles than Roadscholar in the last month. Link to comment
jbim Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 ... You know your VIN by heart You take your shower, with your bike, in a car wash You're happy if your wife says "your're sleeping in the garage tonight" Link to comment
Todd_Z1 Posted August 31, 2007 Author Share Posted August 31, 2007 Marty, We know your nuts (That sounds bad) but that has nothing to do with owning 13 motorcycles in the last five years. Cheers! Everyone else. I figured there would be some good add ons...love them all! Todd, That would be 12 bm's and 1 honda. Yup, I'm nuts. Link to comment
OoPEZoO Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 You take your shower, with your bike, in a car wash I've done that Link to comment
wrestleantares Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 - You buy oil FILTERS by the case - You wear the lining or chin strap of your helmet out BEFORE the 3 to 4 year replacement cycle - You belong to more than two online motorcycle groups - Your only winter and fall coats are motorcycle coats All four of these are true for me. Link to comment
rogera Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 I have more riding gear in my closet than regular clothes. Does that count Link to comment
Todd_Z1 Posted August 31, 2007 Author Share Posted August 31, 2007 (11) You open your visor to catch bugs because they are a good source of protein! Cheers! Link to comment
jbr7t Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 you justify buying a new "gizmo" with, "Hey, I can use that on the bike too!" Link to comment
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