Firefight911 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 OK, we've all played the 5 letter, 6 letter, jump on one foot while yoddling the German National Anthem, etc. Let's try putting a cpation to the following picture. I'll give you a little help, this is our very own Richard (BeniciaRT_GT) after a long hard day of getting his shins kicked at the recent Northern California Tech Daze and Motorcycle 1st Aid Class. As I recall, he was one Margarita away from a skirt!!!!! Ready? Sure? GO!!!! Link to comment
Woodie Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 "Must....not.....laugh" wait, I have it now: "Would like to exchange pictures *with faces* with other like-minded people" Link to comment
Firefight911 Posted November 1, 2006 Author Share Posted November 1, 2006 "Now I lay me down to sleep, where did I put my little sheep, warm and fuzzy, soft and sweet....." This is just so wrong!!! Link to comment
Blake Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 It's the new 21st Century Lie Detector: <praying>"I did NOT cheat on Phil! I did NOT cheat on Phil!. Did I pass? Where's My Skirt?" Link to comment
GelStra Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Ahhhhhh. This new automated "Enema-While-You-Sleep" is just heavenly! Just hope it doesn't leave a mess on Gleno's couch. He'd be ticked! After all those sheep bits he had to clean up after WURTY left, he almost wouldn't let me stay the night!" Link to comment
USAF1 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Ain't touching that one.......end up getting kicked off the board for good!! Pat Link to comment
Blake Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Ain't touching that one.......end up getting kicked off the board for good!! Pat Aww..., come on (no guts no glory - hehehe). And if that don't work, PM ME!! Link to comment
Albert Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 One bypap machine: $642.00 one bottle nitrous oxide hooked to bypap: $38.27 one pink blindfold: $1.78 The joy of NOT know what your "friends" are about to do to you: Priceless. Link to comment
SageRider Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 "So that's what the other side of a maxipad looks like!" (Why should Jamie have all the fun!) Link to comment
Les is more Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Oh Please, Oh Please! Let it be bachelorette #2 and don't let her notice the pump! Link to comment
Blake Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Oh Please, Oh Please! Let it be bachelorette #2 and don't let her notice the pump! Ok, that's just not right (but it is funny - lol). Link to comment
tallman Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Another Hollywood sequel? Pretty in Pink 2 Link to comment
BeniciaRT_GT Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Okay, now that I've discovered your evil little thread, and have a few seconds to address it: "If I wasn't so damn good looking, I wouldn't have to put Phil's eye wear on to keep Jamie from attacking me. Even if my plan doesn't work, at least I won't have to see Phil in his jealeous rage." "I don't stay so svelte and debonair without my beauty sleep, so I need to not be distracted by all the monkeys swinging off Phil's chandelier." "See no Evil..." "How can I continue to look as good as a young Ricardo Montelban with out my beauty sleep?" "Ahhhhh, my eyes! Phil, put your pants back on, I don't want to see your new thong!" "Ahhhh, Wurty, I wondered where you had been... Where is our little friend?" By the way, You ALL pay dearly for this, ALL of you!!! Link to comment
1MPH Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Kemo Sabe, For 1,000 dollars you can have your black mask back.....Tonto Link to comment
BigGalloot Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Let me guess... He's waiting for the vacuum cleaner fairy to leave him a quarter. Link to comment
Firefight911 Posted November 3, 2006 Author Share Posted November 3, 2006 Here we have a picture of Richard, his eyes covered from the surgery, praying that his Neuticle install went without a hitch. Link to comment
KTsRidin Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 "If I dream and wish and hope hard enough, perhaps I'll wake up back at the UN.... There's no place like UN, there's no place like UN..." OMG Richard, how in the heck do you keep doing this to yourself Cheers dude, Kirsten Link to comment
BeniciaRT_GT Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 "If I dream and wish and hope hard enough, perhaps I'll wake up back at the UN.... There's no place like UN, there's no place like UN..." OMG Richard, how in the heck do you keep doing this to yourself Cheers dude, Kirsten It isn't me...It is all these evil people picking on the shy guy in the group... They are all just jealous of my incredible good looks, charming (in a shy, quiet kinda way) personality, and Hayden-like riding skills! ohhhh, the little people can be so petty!!! Now Jamie, go fetch me one of your 'special" margueritas and rub my feet Link to comment
bakerzdosen Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 It isn't me...It is all these evil people picking on the shy guy in the group... They are all just jealous of my incredible good looks, charming (in a shy, quiet kinda way) personality, and Hayden-like riding skills! Uh, have you even met you? Link to comment
Firefight911 Posted November 3, 2006 Author Share Posted November 3, 2006 quote]Uh, have you even met you? R O F L M A O ! ! ! ! ! ! Link to comment
SageRider Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 "If I dream and wish and hope hard enough, perhaps I'll wake up back at the UN.... There's no place like UN, there's no place like UN..." OMG Richard, how in the heck do you keep doing this to yourself Cheers dude, Kirsten It isn't me...It is all these evil people picking on the shy guy in the group... They are all just jealous of my incredible good looks, charming (in a shy, quiet kinda way) personality, and Hayden-like riding skills! ohhhh, the little people can be so petty!!! Now Jamie, go fetch me one of your 'special" margueritas and rub my feet Poor Richard... If Richard had any faults, it would be his natural modesty and humility. However, Richard has no faults! Link to comment
BeniciaRT_GT Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 If Richard had any faults, it would be his natural modesty and humility. However, Richard has no faults! I've said it many times: I'd be perfect if I weren't so modest!!! Link to comment
KMG_365 Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Now Jamie, go fetch me one of your 'special" margueritas and rub my feet Hers were good, but they weren't quite: Link to comment
Albert Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Now Jamie, go fetch me one of your 'special" margueritas and rub my feet Hers were good, but they weren't quite: This at least explains how you found yourself prone with a pink mask on. Link to comment
BeniciaRT_GT Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 I feel pretty, ooh so pretty, I feel pretty and.......wish I knew the rest of the words to the song!! Link to comment
Firefight911 Posted November 5, 2006 Author Share Posted November 5, 2006 I feel pretty, ooh so pretty, I feel pretty and.......wish I knew the rest of the words to the song!! Copy cat!! Hey Richard!!!!!! What ever is the story behind your new moniker - MR. MOISTY??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Hmmmmmmm? Link to comment
BeniciaRT_GT Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 I feel pretty, ooh so pretty, I feel pretty and.......wish I knew the rest of the words to the song!! Copy cat!! That is why I thought I'd throw that in there... Kind of mocking, dontcha think? Hey Richard!!!!!! What ever is the story behind your new moniker - MR. MOISTY??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Hmmmmmmm? my effect on women... Link to comment
PhillyFlash Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 "I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille." Link to comment
Huzband Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 I'm just so thankfull I live on the East coast. Link to comment
Firefight911 Posted November 5, 2006 Author Share Posted November 5, 2006 I'm just so thankfull I live on the East coast. Ummmm, and you think that prevents us from picking on you how???????? Go clean some teeth!!! Link to comment
BeniciaRT_GT Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 I'm just so thankfull I live on the East coast. Be very afraid... The tentacles these folks use are very far reaching, and have no geographic limit, including international borders! Good luck staying out of trouble around these "feckless naredowells!" Link to comment
Huzband Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 I'm just so thankfull I live on the East coast. Ummmm, and you think that prevents us from picking on you how???????? Go clean some teeth!!! Link to comment
Huzband Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 I'm just so thankfull I live on the East coast. Be very afraid... Of what? Or whom? 1bmwfan? Shirley you jest. Link to comment
norah Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Hey Richard!!!!!! What ever is the story behind your new moniker - MR. MOISTY??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Hmmmmmmm? my effect on women... OMG!! I have been meanin to ask the same thing and now that I know - I'm just bustin up - I'm laughen as I write this. Richard; next to Gleno..."you the man"!! BTW - do tears in the eyes from laughen count?? Link to comment
Firefight911 Posted November 6, 2006 Author Share Posted November 6, 2006 I can assure you Richard, she uses that term loosely, VERY loosely!!! "Man!!" That's funny!!!! Link to comment
BeniciaRT_GT Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 OMG!! I have been meanin to ask the same thing and now that I know - I'm just bustin up - I'm laughen as I write this. Richard; next to Gleno..."you the man"!! BTW - do tears in the eyes from laughen count?? Nora, Just a perfect example of what I meant... And you are right: when I stand next to Gleno, I am the MAN. p.s. when I stand next to Wurty, he says I'm the "RAM". (I'm not sure what that means... ) Link to comment
BeniciaRT_GT Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 I'm just so thankfull I live on the East coast. Be very afraid... Of what? Or whom? 1bmwfan? Shirley you jest. Don't call him Shirley!!! He likes to be called "janice". I can't answer why, I really don't understand. Even after sleeping in his house... Link to comment
Whip Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 I travel for a few days, don't have time to check out the board and miss something like this. I don't know that I'll be able to recover. But I can't let ya'll have all the fun. ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ "Oh boy...When I wake, Mr. Whip will be here and he'll have Mrs. Whip on the back of the FJR so he won't have to wait for me all the time." I feel better now Whip Link to comment
Firefight911 Posted November 6, 2006 Author Share Posted November 6, 2006 That's soooooo freekinkg funny!!! This keeps getting better and better!! Link to comment
Todd_Z1 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Hmmm...let me see...? Ah yes, I have it! TURKZILLA THE PINK! ! ! Link to comment
KMG_365 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 TURKZILLA THE PINK! ! ! Hmmmmmm, that's almost better than "Mr. Moisty!" Link to comment
Firefight911 Posted November 17, 2006 Author Share Posted November 17, 2006 TURKZILLA THE PINK! ! ! Hmmmmmm, that's almost better than "Mr. Moisty!" I almost agree!!! Link to comment
Stir Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 I'm speechless. For me, it has that effect that an accident has on traffic. You don't want to look...and yet....somehow....it's impossible to take your eyes off it as you try to make sense of what you are seeing.... Amazing what SeanC can do with Photoshop. A new low...truely. :-) Link to comment
Firefight911 Posted November 18, 2006 Author Share Posted November 18, 2006 Amazing what SeanC can do with Photoshop. A new low...truely. :-) No photo shop there. That was his night-night cover for his eyes, and after 1, 2, 3, uuh 4?? margaritas he was a willing participant to pose for the camera!! Link to comment
RT_Pilot Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 I'm dreaming of a pink GT... Nice hat though… no seriously that hats cool. The goggles need work but the hat’s nice, where’d you get it? Link to comment
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