So, watching an ambulance chasing lawyer commercial

[Rougarou]

"And the actor says blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, I got into a baaaad wreck", so I turn my head to the wife and ask, "is there a good wreck?" 

 

Of course, one could say that any wreck you survive is a good wreck, but this guy/actor did survive and called it a baaaad wreck,.....hmmmm

[TEWKS]

Same with airline travel. Anytime I depart the aircraft the same way I entered it, is a “good” flight!