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Biker "gangs" you're liable to join


elkroeger

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No, not the Outlaws or the Bandidos...

 

I'm thinking about joining a local club called the Organ Donors MC. They have 3 members. I saw one of them on I-5 yesterday. Dedicated to safe riding.

 

And then there's the Bald Guys MC. Must have at least a 3" bald spot, and they don't allow shavers. Their motto: "You ain't got the hair to ride with us."

 

Surely there's others. One question - does BMWST count as a club?

 

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You're close enough to join the Olphart Club. It's mostly (or used to be) off road racers that were long in the tooth. :rofl:

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There is a group of elderly 1%s near here that formed the "Final Chapter". I am old enough, but not "Biker" enough to want to join.

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I'm a member of the Ulysses Club in Australia. It is "a social club for motorcyclists over the age of 40" and is the largest organisation of its kind in Australia. (Note: Until 50, you're still a "junior" member. :rofl: )

 

The motto? "Grow old disgracefully". :grin:

 

Ulysses Club linkie thingie

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Then there is BACA...

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BACA

 

Wow, what a neat organization. I'd never heard of it. And there's a chapter right here in Seattle!

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I'd be wary of any club that would be willing to accept me as a member.

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So would we. :rofl:

 

(Couldn't resist!)

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I'd be wary of any club that would be willing to accept me as a member.

 

FB, this one would be willing to have you. I am a member, as are a few others that hang out here. You should be wary of every "Stranger" you meet.

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There are MC's and then there are clubs and orgs. Different things.

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I'd be wary of any club that would be willing to accept me as a member.

 

Me too.

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You can join clubs, but I've found it better to create my own associations. Friends of mine have collectively coined our own loose confederations. We have the 'Sardines' - a fraternal order of motorcycle swine who's motto is "Pack'em Tight, Go Like Stink". I also have an association with the 'Rain Riders' who's motto is "When It Rains, We Soar". Finally the most controversial unit so to speak I'm associated with is the Canadian inspired Speed Crazed Riders Of The Ultimate Motorcycles or SCROTUMS in short who's motto is "Balls Out and Going Nuts". :grin:

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I am starting my own MC but instead of being all hardcore and seeing how much dead cow we can wear and how ugly we can style our beards we are going to be called "The Mushrooms" because we are Fungis....lol

CruisinCruzan
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The four friends that I ride with and I started our own little club, we seek no new members, have no rules and no meetings. We call ourselves the Laggards and our motto is "Going slow while looking fast". When my daughter decided she would get her MC license she became the first and only female member. We let her in because she designed our patch when she was in high school.

 

If there is a master list of endangered MC clubs we would proudly be on the list.

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I am starting my own MC but instead of being all hardcore and seeing how much dead cow we can wear and how ugly we can style our beards we are going to be called "The Mushrooms" because we are Fungis....lol

 

If you're the chapter "chair" are you the head Basidiomycota?

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Yes I am the Basidiomycota, I go by the name Stinkhorn.... ;)

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