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Hello

 

My name is Chris and it's been a while since I've posted.

 

I was out riding a few weeks ago on one of those glorious days where the weather was perfect, the bike was eager and the whole day was mine. I started thinking about this forum and all the great folks I met here over the years (and still keep in touch with). I made a mental note to check in here and say hello, and this morning I got an email from an old friend from here (Kathy, "PaperButt"), so ...finally .... Hello!

 

Anyway, I'm still in NYC, still doing IT in the food biz, still playing blues (drums) in the bars at night (some of it makes it to youtube),

 

 

 

still riding the KZ in the city and the RT "everywhere else" (I've been watching the used market hoping to get a Husqvarna TE 310 to replace my KZ but no bargains yet.) My RT has 60k miles and I still love it, no plans to upgrade that bike!) I did make it to last year's MOA in PA, yeah that was hot! Hope you're all surviving this hot summer, hopefully the cooler riding days are on the way!

 

Chris

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Hey Chris. Nice to see you are still alive and well. I don't believe we have crossed paths since the last Mayhem event in Winchester.......2007 I think

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Long time.

:wave:

 

Glad the road has been kind.

 

Drop in more often.

:lurk:

Dennis Andress
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What tallman said. Glad you dropped by.

 

BTW, I searched for it but your namesake thread was not to be found...

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...(I've been watching the used market hoping to get a Husqvarna TE 310 to replace my KZ but no bargains yet.)

 

Not unless I beat you to it! It looks like one sweet ride.

 

Be safe.

 

 

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What a kick to see you play, Chris! Thanks for that link. From the looks of it this is a regular outing for you. Who said the IT guys were nerds? I miss the little clubs in Chicago and these look just the same; narrow, hard to see the drummer and sight lines into the men's room. :D

 

I miss you and miss seeing you here. Gosh, you and Big Mak all in one week :clap: Who else is out there? :lurk: When I went looking for information on seats this morning I found your essay on powder. That is one of the funniest things I've ever read. Actually, I didn't find the thread, but a cut and paste job that you provided on a later thread. I'm going to put it up in this thread for the pleasure of the board.

 

It will be great to see you and your 1100 sometime in the near future.

 

 

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Here is a copy of the thread that is the reason ChrisNYC is known as Tender Vittles

 

 

 

Gold Bond Powder: Gold or Green? [Re: David]

ChrisNYC

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I've gotten a few emails recently asking about my handle "Tender Vittles". The orginal thread was still around in an archive here until a few software upgrades ago, when it seems to have vanished into thin air. I had printed out the thread at one point, I found it last night and scanned and OCR'ed it.

 

Be careful out there!

 

 

 

Topic: Gold Bond Powder: Gold or Green?

 

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posted 08-03-2001 05:56 AM

 

 

Am I supposed to be using the gold or the green Gold Bond Powder?

 

After hearing several riders talk about talcum powder and Gold Bond powder, I decided to give it a try . I was in the store and they were out of the gold Gold Bond, but they had the 'extra strength medicated' GREEN Gold Bond powder. So, I figures, what the heck, life's an experiment, I'll give it a whirl.

 

Following Fernando's advice:

Talcum powder, heavily applied from your waist to your knees, and especailly as deep between your cheeks as you can get it.

 

Well first of all, what a mess this made of my bathroom. I think next time I'll risk a public lewdness arrest and just do this dusting out on the street along with the pigeons in their dustbath.

 

Then I got on the bike. Wow. This stuff tingles. Hmmmm. This stuff really tingles. As a matter of fact it feels like MY F****** A** IS ON FIRE. With all my gear on I ran back upstairs 3 flights to the apartment to wash some of this stuff off.

 

Post-game thoughts: Did I go too deep ?

Maybe I'm not man enough to go for the green?

 

Experienced dusters, please advise. . .

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Chris, Little KZ400 in the Big Apple

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mayormob

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posted 08-03-2001 06:16 AM

 

Chris,

 

Your post reminds me of the old highschool football prank of putting "Red Hot" balm in someones jock while their not looking.

 

I suspect the green version has some type of mentholated treatment. Sweaty sensitive areas don't react well to that type of application.

 

Go back and get the regular unflavored version and you will enjoy the benefits. Further, in addition to the powder, I wear cycling shorts instead of my normal cotton boxers to eliminate seams and wrinkles that cause tenderness after long stretches in the saddle.

 

Mike

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Mike

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posted 08-03-2001 06:20 AM

 

The stuff in the green container is best kept away from those parts of the anatomy which perform reproductive and other vital life-sustaining functions. Think of it as Extra Strength Tabasco Sauce in a powdered form. If you do not unpucker within 48 to 72 hours, you should seek medical advice.

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Mike Boomgarden "Born to be mild" '99 RT Opal Blue

 

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XtreemLEE

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posted 08-03-2001 06:21 AM

 

When you first use the green if you have any inflamation of that area you will experiance some burning. Go back to the gold for a while, its the menthol that causes the discomfort. Once you build up a tolorance you can use the green again. The green always burns a bit, but I love it! ! !

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DurgaSon

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posted 08-03-2001 07:36 AM

 

ChrisNYC - a golden moment 'twas not! I laughed out loud reading your post. I too was planning on trying the Gold Bond talcum powder so I am thankful you have blazed the trail where few men ordinairly venture.

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posted 08-03-2001 09:02 AM

 

Chris, I too laughed out loud. Sorry for the unfortunate exposure to your tender bits. Thanx, however, for doing the R&D for the rest of us.

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ChrisNYC

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posted 08-03-2001 09:10 AM

 

Well thanks for the advice, gang. I'm generally ok with doing R&D for my RT homeys. I can laugh about it now, but at the time it was ... an event. ~

 

Glad I only bought the really small container of the green. And I still managed to get a decent ride in after the event.

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Chris, Little KZ400 in the Big Apple

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posted 08-03-2001 09:17 AM

 

I was happy Costco only sold the gold. I'd hate to have the LARGE bottle of green. People behind me would think I was burning oil......

 

Chris (not so hot butt) Schattie 99 Graphite RT "eelboy"

 

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recourses

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posted 08-03-2001 09:19 AM

 

Chris, I've been using the Dr. Scholl's Original Foot Powder. After Fernando's post, I thought I try his stuff. But I am getting the same effect (cool, dry, comfortable), though every once in awhile the Waffle House folks wonder what I'm doing with a foot powder container next to my helmet!

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fish

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posted 08-03-2001 09:58 AM

 

Whomever told you to use Gold Bond powder on your nuts was playing a cruel joke on you. Use cornstarch baby powder ONLY.

 

fish

 

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Spike

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Whatever happened to Johnson and Johnson's Baby powder ? You know, for us more sensitive types?

 

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DavidEBSmith

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posted 08-03- 2001 11 : 26 AM

 

quote:

Originally posted by ChrisNYC:

Following Fernando's advice:

Talcum powder, heavily applied from your waist to your knees, and especailly as deep between your cheeks as you can get it.

 

Talcum powder is more or less OK for your sensitive parts (although I think it is linked to some cancers in women). Gold Bond powder ain't just talcum powder. Just getting a whiff of it should have told you not to put it up there.

 

This reminds me of a tale I heard of a woman who was advised to use Vaseline for, shall we say, intimate purposes, and substituted the close (but significantly different) Vicks Vap-O-Rub.

 

Anyway, the burning sensation is good for you. It's like eating Thai food or habanero peppers - it makes your body release endorphins to soothe the pain. (Although you might want to layoff the spicy food for a few days at this point.)

 

P.S. I always use the green stuff. According to their website (www.4goldbond.com, but it's down right now), the difference is:

 

quote:

Extra Strength Gold Bond Medicated Powder contains a higher level of the two active ingredients:

1. Menthol for itch relief and extra cooling.

2. Zinc Oxide for soothing and protecting skin.

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David E.B. Smith Chicago IL 393455

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posted 08-03-2001 11:40 AM

 

Originally posted by DavidEBSmith:

Just getting a whiff of it should have told you not to put it up there.

 

While in the store, I read the label, and it was suggested for rashes, minor cuts, etc. So I didn't think it was going to be quite so strong.

Maybe it would've been better if they just labeled it picante or something ...

 

quote:

... This reminds me of a tale I heard of a woman who was advised to use Vaseline for, sha11 we say, intimate purposes, and substituted the close (but significantly different) Vicks Vap-O-Rub.

 

I won't go there. Literally - I WON'T GO THERE!

 

Oh well, for her and I, as they say, Live and Learn, Don't Die Dumb. . . .

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Chris, Little KZ400 in the Big Apple

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posted 08-03-2001 11:48 AM

 

Now I can Truly say

 

You don't have a hair on your ass @ @ @

 

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cjk

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posted 08-03-2001 12:49 PM

 

I can say that regular old baby powder works great. The last day on our ride home from Redmond I tried it. Well let me tell you that this is the best thing since sliced bread. Just about doubled the time between stops caused by sore butt. Brenda and I did 825 miles 2 up that day. I think there is a saddlesore 1000 in our near future. Try it for longer rides, it works.

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posted 08-03-2001 01:01 PM

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... This reminds me of a tale I heard of a woman who was advised to use Vaseline for, shall we say, intimate purposes, and substituted the close (but significantly different) Vicks Vap-O-Rub.

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Or the young honeymooners who didn't know the difference between Vasoline & window putty.

...all their windows fell out!!!!!

 

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posted 08-03-2001 01:24 PM

 

In all seriousness, guys (excuse my snickering), the Gold Bond in the gold/yellow container is fine for use around one's more tender parts. If you develop a rash or chafing, it seems to promote healing a bit faster than plain old cornstarch.

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Mike Boomgarden "Born to be mild" '99 RT Opal Blue

 

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bluedawg

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posted 08-03-2001 01:48 PM

 

I think this debate over Goldbond Green vs Yellow only matters on day trips. After about 3 days in the saddle, you probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

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posted 08-03-2001 02:03 PM

 

How appropriate ... this thread's folder now has FLAMES coming out of it.

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Bob

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posted 08-03-2001 04:59 PM

 

Just got back from the West coast and read this thread. I have NEVER laughed so hard at a thread before.

 

For what it is worth :

 

Big people are simply little people blown up. ChrisNYC, the best advice is to take care of your butt exactly like you would a baby's butt.

Powder smells nice, but serious butt protection comes from slathering with Blamex (Balmex smells like vanilla; Oesitin smells like ripe fish bait). Squatting makes the "Fernando instruction" much easier. Baby Wipes and Balmex are a critical part of any LD kit. Reapply as needed.

 

Thanks for the laugh, guys -- I've still got tears in my eyes Q I'm saving this thread for my posterior, er, my posterity. . .

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Bob John '97 Amarena RT, LD-RDR

 

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posted 08-03-2001 08:29 PM

 

ChrisNYC...I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard, I had tears streaming down for 15 minutes. Mrs LDR heard all the commotion and came up to check me out and ended up wetting her pants. Having met you at the Rally, I have a mental image that will last for months to come. You don't suppose that our "friends" didn't provide the rest of the story in anticipation of your "event"...no, not these guys....

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Jake

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posted 08-03-2001 09:12 PM

 

Just goes to show you that you can't earn an Iron Butt with Tender Vittles. Despite your sensitivity you are one tough dude!

 

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mayormob

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Oh Jake, you nailed it!

 

Chris, from this day forwardl you are to be known as "TENDER

VITTLES"! ! ! !! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

 

Mike

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posted 08-04-2001 07:20 AM

 

Chris

 

Gotta agree with Bob and LDR; yours is the funniest post I've ever read on this this exchange and I've been here a long time! !

Good to hear some of the responses as I was planning on trying this stuff myself.

 

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posted 08-04-2001 09:23 AM

 

 

 

Originally posted by ChrisNYC:

Well first of all, what a mess this made of my bathroom. I think next time I'll risk a public lewdness arrest and just do this dusting out on the street along with the pigeons in their dustbath.

 

Then I got on the bike. Wow. This stuff tingles. Hmmmm. This stuff really tingles. As a matter of fact it feels like MY F****** A** IS ON FIRE. With all my gear on I ran back upstairs 3 flights to the apartment to wash some of this stuff off .

 

Experienced dusters, please advise ...

 

I'm not an experienced duster, however I think I'll start recommending the stuff if it will produce any stories half as funny as yours.

 

All I can say is that a 1000/24 is possible without using baby butt powder. Ok one more thing, would anyone in NYC even look twice at a guy with his pants around his ankles in a cloud of Gold Bond Medicated Powder. ~

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posted 08-04-2001 09:52 AM

 

quote;

Originally posted by Short Cut:

Ok one more thing, would anyone in NYC even look twice at a guy with his pants around his ankles in a cloud of Gold Bond Medicated Powder. ~

 

You're right, actually. The only ones that gave me a second look were my cats as I bolted back into the apartment hopping and grunting my way into the bathroom. They turned to me and gave me that withering cat look, as if to say "Yo ... like... what's up YER a**?"

 

Last night the humor of it all really hit me as I imagined Sam Kinison (God rest his soul) screaming the line [b"As a matter of fact it feels like MY F****** A** IS ON FIRE. OH! OH OH OH OH OH!"

 

I'm glad to say everything is getting back to normal.

Make mine Gold Bond Green.

 

P.S. I like the suggestions for the nicknames. Terry (agent86) now has a new aka "Speed Bump". In keeping with the cat theme maybe I will go with Tender Vittles.

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Chris, Little KZ400 in the Big Apple

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Bob

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posted 08-04-2001 04:51 PM

 

quote :

Originally posted by ChrisNYC:

In keeping with the cat theme maybe I will go with Tender Vittles.

 

Absolutely. Count yourself knighted. It was obviously well earned. "Wear" it with pride

 

I'm still LOL -- hope I don't think about it in Church tomorrow, or I'll have to step outside -- I don't stand a snowball's chance of keeping quiet.

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posted 08-05-2001 07 :21 PM

 

quote:

Originally posted by ChrisNYC:

Following Fernando's advice:

Talcum powder, heavilyapplied from your waist to your knees, and especailly as deep between your cheeks as you can get it.

 

Chris, I just got back from a weekend at the beach with the missus and I laughed my butt off when I read your post. Thanks for the reference, but what i said was regarding straight talcum powder. Still, I want to try Gold Bond next time I take a long ride, and I truly appreciate (as I'm sure do many others) your R & D efforts on our behalf.

 

Sorry for your pain, but thanks for the laugh. It made for a spectacular visual.

 

Dang, I'm done writing now, but I'm still laughing!

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quote:

Originally posted by Short Cut:

Ok one more thing, would anyone in NYC even look twice at a guy with his pants around his ankles in a cloud of Gold Bond Medicated Powder.

 

I always make a fast getaway from the rest stops, because I can't imagine what somebody would think was going on, seeing a guy in a space suit and a bright yellow helmet clomping into a restroom stall, hearing some unzipping, rustling and a satisfied "Ahhhhhh," and leaving a trail of white powder on the floor.

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Ian Jackson

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posted 08-07-2001 08:37 AM

 

Chris,

 

In 1980 I had just had a haemorroid operation and my doctor mistakenly prescribed floor strength concentrated antiseptic, instead of medicinal antiseptic ~

 

My wife has great joy in recalling to her friends how I literally plunged my ass into the sink and sat with tears in my eyes.

 

Never had so much pain until I dropped my new RT after only 60 miles

 

Ian

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posted 08-07-2001 09:02 AM

 

 

Originally posted by Ian Jackson :

In 1980 I had just had a haemorroid operation and my doctor mistakenly prescribed floor strength concentrated antiseptic, instead of medicinal antiseptic ~

My wife has great joy in recalling to her friends how I literally plunged my ass into the sink and sat with tears in my eyes.

 

That's gotta be the worst thing I've ever read. That would be murder on an OE ass-pipe, but to have something like that rubbed on your beef-ring right after surgery would indeed be horrible. ~ I think I'd be doing time for killing a Dr. .

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Ian Jackson

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posted 08-07-2001 09:37 AM

 

quote:

Originally posted by Glen McIntosh :

That'5 gotta be the worst thing I've ever read.... @ I think I'd be doing time for killing a Dr. .

 

Glen,

 

In Scotland we are brought up to think that doctors are "always right" even if they are wrong. However being streetwise I thought about the £££ (I repeat with $$$, as the UK pound sign probably don't show on US computers), but decided that a court was not the place to discuss, or display, that part of my anatomy which normally sits on the BMW "comfort" seat.

 

Now, if it had been "that" cup of coffee at McDonalds, which had burned my "family jewels" it would have been a different matter f@t

 

(thinks "Ian you are stupid. How can you possibly buy a coffee at McD on the bike?")

 

Ian

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posted 08-10-2001 09:19 PM

 

Ok I see one nickname that has come of this. Of course with the imagination of this group we could come up with some others.

 

Here's a couple:

 

- Burning Man

- Great Balls of Fire

- Green Streak

- "Hunk" of burning love

- Blazing Saddle

- Fire Butt

 

How about an assist here.

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BrianT

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posted 08-11-2001 11:32 AM

 

So if I sprinkle the green Bond powder on my RT will it then be the fastest color?

 

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Bob

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posted 08-11-2001 12;12 PM

 

Yes, but from what I hear, just not straight ahead

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posted 08-11-2001 12:14 PM

 

quote:

Originally posted by Short Cut:

How about an assist here. @

 

Kinda like Great Balls of Fire.

 

Lest anyone doesn't post for fear of offending, I'll volunteer these ~

 

-Happy Flak-in-the-pants

-Private(s) Fryin'

-Fanny 5-Alarm

-Backdraft

-Prince Albert on the Can

-Russell Rawhide

-Flames Bond, Agent Double-O Oh oh oh oh!

- Buns like Hell

 

Let the games begin !

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Chris,(aka Tender Vittles) Little KZ400 in the Big Apple

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cjmkerns

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posted 08-11-2001 01:14 PM

 

Hey, Chris,

 

If you REALLY want a 5 alarm fire in your pants, there is a Gold Bond Blue Maximum Strength Foot Powder. Same formula, just more of it.

 

The wife picked it up for me 'cause they were out of the regular .

 

Yup, I used it but in experimental quantities. The outcome wasn't nearly as amusing as what you shared.

 

It takes a man of character and confidence to make a post like yours.

 

Thanks For The Great Laugh.

 

Carl 1998 Sine Blue-Streak RT

 

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Bob

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posted 08-11-2001 02:41 PM

 

Still at work, "butt" needed a break @

 

off the top of my head, you could have fun with:

 

-Puffman

-Hopper

-Holeshot

-Tightwad

-Screamer

- G-Man or B-Man

-BMW (for "Burns My Wood")

-Flash

-Dusty

 

All sorts of things to dream up.

Hey, what about "Bummer" -- I think I like that one the best Q

 

Back to work now......

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Francis

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posted 08-11-2001 02:42 PM

 

Hey chris,

 

 

Thanks for letting the world know that New Yorkers do inded have a sense of humor.

 

I would vote for "Doing the Green Thing".

 

Glad you are feeling better.

 

Francis

 

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posted 08-12-2001 11:25 AM

 

 

quote:

Originally posted by ChrisNYC:

. Flames Bond, Agent Double-O Oh oh oh oh!

 

Bond, Flames Bond -

 

That is hilarious!

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posted 08-13-2001 11:30 AM

 

 

Once you build up a tolorance you can use the green again. The green always burns a bit, but I love it! !![/b]

 

Dl T T O....just did a 551000 on a my new 2000 R11005 (flew to Philly and drove it home 1140 miles to Des Moines) and wouldn't be without the biking shorts and Green Gold Bond....it's the best. !

 

rIDEfA5T rIDEsAFE rIDEaLOT

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jOHNrOBERThANNA

'00 RT5 '99 F-650

"wHAT oN eARTH aRE yOU dOIN' fOR hEAVEN'5 sAKE?"

 

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hANNAbONE

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Posts: 319

From: DES MOINES, IOWA

Registered: Oct 2000

posted 08-13-2001 12:50 PM

 

quote:

Originally posted by Short Cut:

Bond, Flames Bond

That is hilarious!

 

yup, yup, yup "Flames8ond"

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jOHNrOBERThANNA

'00 Rl100RTS graphite '99 F-6S0 black

'00 Rl100S mandarin

"wHAT oN eARTH aRE yOU dOIN' fOR hEAVEN'S sAKE?"

 

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Ken Wood

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Posts: 54

From: Redding, CA.

USA Registered: Sep 2000

posted 08-13-2001 06:23 PM

 

Chris......

That is one of the funniest threads i have ever seen...still got tears coming down my face....thanks Bond, Flames Bond

LOL

 

Ken Would

 

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ChrisNYC

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Posts: 502

From: NY,NY

Registered: Nov 2000

posted 08-14-2001 10:57 AM

 

quote:

Originally posted by cjmkerns:

If you REALL Y want a S alarm fire in your pants, there is a Gold Bond Blue Maximum Strength Foot Powder. Same formula, just more of it.

 

Blue. Blue Bond. Maximum strength. More of it. NO THANKS! ~

 

"Doin' the Green thing" was quite enough adventure, thank you.

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Chris (aka Tender Vittles), Little KZ400 in the Big Apple

Black Boxer RT for Everywhere Else

 

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Short Cut

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Posts: 1667

From: Pleasanton, CA USA

Registered: Aug 2000

posted 08-14-200111:07 AM

 

Chris you are a Madman! Stop it your killin' me! I'm "supposed" to be working and I get real funny looks when I burst out laughing!

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Still revelling in the memories from Redmond.

shortcut@bmvvrt.com

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Posted

Wow! Brings back some memories. This place was sure fun :rofl:

Posted

I still have two bottles of green. :dopeslap:

 

Shoulda put them in classifieds before you linked this.

:grin:

Posted

Great memories indeed!

Posted

Hey Chris, good to see your still ticking. Have your # on my desk at home/should get back there in a few days. :wave:

Posted

Welcome back, Chris!!!!

Seeing some of the board names in the TV post sure brings back some memories....

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Posted

The good old days

 

Posted

OMG, the chief is still alive. :wave:

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