taters Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Dont sweat it if you are nearing retirement and don't have a dime. Here's the plan.... Get $500 for a ticket to norway. Go to the nearest bank and rob it. Wait for the police. They will put you in jail. But you will have your own room, private bathroom, a computer and a tv.. Access to the gym, and library and game room .. Some beautiful leggy blond guards. No downside. Ya gotta admit its a great plan Link to comment
4wheeldog Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Might work for the first guy.....But the second guy is going to get deported. How much you want to bet? Link to comment
upflying Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Living on EZ street in Norway won't last long for a bank robber. I'm guessing a year or less in jail. This guy killed 77 people in Norway and he is only facing a 21 year prison sentence. http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-57415690/norway-mass-killer-anders-behring-breivik-wants-death-penalty-or-acquittal/ Link to comment
4wheeldog Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Yup......They would deport him, if they had a place to send him. Link to comment
Peter Parts Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 I suppose you could post more light-hearted fun about Norway or spoil everybody's laugh by comparing the disfunctional US "correctional" system to what is done in the rest of the world. Ben Link to comment
elkroeger Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 I'm a pro public-hangings-for-horsethieves-and-bank-robbers kind of guy.... Link to comment
4wheeldog Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 I don't think we ever hung bank robbers, if nobody was killed. Horse thieves got hung when they left someone afoot, which could be equivalent to murder, when the victim was far from help. Link to comment
4wheeldog Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 Yep, you canuckians are certainly morally superior when compared the hicks to your south. And seldom miss a chance to try to make the point. Link to comment
MT Wallet Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 4wheeldog, I can't agree more. I don't remember a post where anyone here criticized Canada or other coutry with regularity some of our Canadian friend do the U.S. Maybe our manners aren't that bad after all. Link to comment
Gregori Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 MT Wallet: Don't let it bother you -- just recognize it as the grumblings of the country that has tried to grow in our shadow. :shrug: Say, d'ya know how every Canadian joke starts? A: "Canuck, Canuck..." Link to comment
MT Wallet Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Your post just tickles the hell out me!! Link to comment
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