yabadabapal Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Well, did you guys know that the USA has more people in prison than any other country in the world. Putting that aside, I thought it would be interesting if everyone had a chance to create their own law. Why stop now. Anyone want to create your own law. List it here. Could be funny! I'll start. Its illegal and punishable by a 25 dollar fine to talk on a cell phone while riding an elevator. Link to comment
upflying Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Outlaw stupidity, ignorance, lack of common sense, greed, selfishness, deceit, impulsive behavior, offensive behavior and failure to accept responsibility for your actions and most laws would not be needed. Respecting the seven deadly sins would be a good start. Link to comment
Quinn Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Lawyer pays opposing council's legal fees in contigency lawsuit cases. ---- Link to comment
Mister Tee Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 For a minute I actually thought the thread got partially deleted but now I realize it's the same thread from another board. I'll bite. There ought to be a law that if you pick up a donut in the break room, you have to eat the whole thing. Link to comment
beemerman2k Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 There ought to be a law that if you pick up a donut in the break room, you have to eat the whole thing. prisons are overflowing to the brim, criminals are running rampant in the streets, and what does the Tee want some attention focused on? The schmuck who put his dirty, greasy, God only knows where those fingers have been, hands on his donuts Link to comment
Mister Tee Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 There ought to be a law that if you pick up a donut in the break room, you have to eat the whole thing. prisons are overflowing to the brim, criminals are running rampant in the streets, and what does the Tee want some attention focused on? The schmuck who put his dirty, greasy, God only knows where those fingers have been, hands on his donuts No Beemerman, that's not where I was going with that! It's just a personal pet peeve of mine whenever I see someone (usually a woman, almost without exception) take a knife, cut a pastry in half, and leave the other half! I don't want someone's half eaten pastry! Either eat it or don't! It drives me NUTS!! Link to comment
Lineareagle Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 A law that says you have to obey the law. Link to comment
Kitsap Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 My law: If LIKE, you can’t speak more than four words without saying the word LIKE, LIKE now as you’re talking with your girlfriend who is so LIKE an airhead because she LIKE locked her keys in the car for LIKE the second time this month, without saying the word LIKE, you have to shut up for the day! (Excerpt from the adjacent at my local coffee shop just now). Link to comment
upflying Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 My law: If LIKE, you can’t speak more than four words without saying the word LIKE, LIKE now as you’re talking with your girlfriend who is so LIKE an airhead because she LIKE locked her keys in the car for LIKE the second time this month, without saying the word LIKE, you have to shut up for the day! (Excerpt from the adjacent at my local coffee shop just now). Good one, I'll amend your proposed law to also include repetitive "you know" in speech. Link to comment
yabadabapal Posted June 8, 2011 Author Share Posted June 8, 2011 How about a law where everyone is the USA is required to be able to read and write. Another law Id like to see is full disclosure of ingredients in food packaging. Imagine how many people would loose weight if they actually knew what they were eating. Im late for work. Gotta Go! Link to comment
DiggerJim Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 How about a law where everyone is the USA is required to be able to read and write. Another law Id like to see is full disclosure of ingredients in food packaging. Imagine how many people would loose weight if they actually knew what they were eating. Im late for work. Gotta Go! I'm sure I'd like them to know how to spell too. Link to comment
SageRider Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 How about a law where everyone is the USA is required to be able to read and write... Hopefully in a language understood by all..... How about for every word added to law, 10 words must be removed (except for this requirement!) Link to comment
yabadabapal Posted June 8, 2011 Author Share Posted June 8, 2011 How about a law where everyone is the USA is required to be able to read and write. Another law Id like to see is full disclosure of ingredients in food packaging. Imagine how many people would loose weight if they actually knew what they were eating. Im late for work. Gotta Go! I'm sure I'd like them to know how to spell too. oops, my bad (lose) not loose. See, I'm living proof that you don't have to be to bright to create a bunch of ridiculous laws. I should run for office. Link to comment
Mister Tee Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 My law: If LIKE, you can’t speak more than four words without saying the word LIKE, LIKE now as you’re talking with your girlfriend who is so LIKE an airhead because she LIKE locked her keys in the car for LIKE the second time this month, without saying the word LIKE, you have to shut up for the day! (Excerpt from the adjacent at my local coffee shop just now). You so, totally like couldn't enforce that in Southern California! Link to comment
tallman Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Problem is, too many good people run from political office. Link to comment
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