Weather

[tazplas]

I’ve just heard from a friend in North Dakota . He says it has been snowing heavily for three days now.

 

His wife has done nothing but stare through the window. If it doesn't stop soon he’ll probably have to let her in.

 

[Danny caddyshack Noonan]

I think that's a green light to let 'em fly!

Going to ND in a few weeks to visit long unvisited family. I was sent this when asking what the weather might be like.

Cold is a relative thing

 

65°

Arizonans turn on the heat.

People in North Dakota plant gardens.

 

60°

Californians shiver uncontrollably.

People in North Dakota sunbathe.

 

50°

Italian & English cars won't start.

People in North Dakota drive with the windows down..

 

40°

Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.

People in North Dakota throw on a flannel shirt.

 

35°

New York landlords finally turn up the heat.

People in North Dakota have the last cookout before it gets cold.

 

20°

People in Miami all die.

North Dakotans close the windows.

 

0°

Californians fly away to Mexico.

People in North Dakota get out their winter coats.

 

 

- 10° below zero:

Hollywood disintegrates.

The Girl Scouts in North Dakota are selling cookies door to door.

 

- 20° below zero:

Washington DC runs out of hot air. (Ya think? Nah.).

People in North Dakota let the dogs sleep indoors.

 

 

- 30° below zero:

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

North Dakotans get upset because they can't start the snowmobile.

 

 

-40° below zero:

ALL atomic motion stops.

People in North Dakota start saying..."Cold enough for ya?"

 

 

-50° below zero:

Hell freezes over.

North Dakota public schools will open 2 hours late.

 

[4wheeldog]

We had record busting cold last week here in New Messico. In the mountains where I live, it was -20. The Toyotas started right up. I didn't try the Beemer.....