Kitsap Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Dad: Son, did you ride my bike while I was away? Son: Uhm....... Link to comment
JR356 Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 If I can activate my SPOT now,think will they find me? JR356 Link to comment
JR356 Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Of course the classic! "That's another fine mess you've gotten me into" -Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy Link to comment
Bill_Walker Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 "Hmm. I guess that plate WASN'T stable enough for the centerstand after all. Link to comment
BerndM Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 I'll bet they did more damage to the bike getting it out than it suffered during the fall. Sad. Hope nobody got hurt. Link to comment
kmac Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Its not the fall that hurts, its the sudded stop at the bottom of the stairs... Link to comment
kmac Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Fuller brush.... Jehovah's Witnesses.... Link to comment
rclbaker Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Did not know that he could read the German manual Link to comment
Froggy Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 British 1st words-oppseedazee Americans 1st word-F@%k Link to comment
kmac Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 British 1st words-oppseedazee Americans 1st word-F@%k Foul americans....we have no class here. Link to comment
Mike Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 "Dude, that sucks!" I have to confess that this photo makes my stomach hurt. I did something similarly stupid to what this guy (or gal) must have done, only it was years ago and involved the prettiest Candy Apple Red ST1100 you can imagine. I was staying in a hotel room with two entrance doors. The back door opened onto a sidewalk that was about 12" higher than the alley pavement below, permitting me to park my ST1100 where I could keep an eye on it. Well, the sidewalk was plenty wide, so I rode my ST up there, unloaded it, and went into the room. Peering out the window, the ST wasn't exactly where I wanted it, so I went out to reposition it. Somehow, in the process of doing this, I pushed it forward, off the sidestand, and it toppled, literally upside-down, onto the pavement below. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! I tried, in total futility, to get the thing upright. About that time, a big, hairy, leather-clad biker dude came strolling down the alley and proclaimed the words that will remain indelibly etched in my brain forever: "Dude, that sucks!" Since he was huge, he had no trouble in helping me get the ST upright, but it was largely toast. A very big repair bill. Yes, it sucked . . . it really sucked. Link to comment
tallman Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 I gotta get me one of those... Link to comment
Calvin (no socks) Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Its a breech motorcycle birth...notice the paper tag! Link to comment
eddd Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Seems that Whip rides as well on the street as he does on the dirt. Link to comment
Froggy Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 "Dude, that sucks!" I have to confess that this photo makes my stomach hurt. I did something similarly stupid to what this guy (or gal) must have done, only it was years ago and involved the prettiest Candy Apple Red ST1100 you can imagine. I was staying in a hotel room with two entrance doors. The back door opened onto a sidewalk that was about 12" higher than the alley pavement below, permitting me to park my ST1100 where I could keep an eye on it. Well, the sidewalk was plenty wide, so I rode my ST up there, unloaded it, and went into the room. Peering out the window, the ST wasn't exactly where I wanted it, so I went out to reposition it. Somehow, in the process of doing this, I pushed it forward, off the sidestand, and it toppled, literally upside-down, onto the pavement below. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! I tried, in total futility, to get the thing upright. About that time, a big, hairy, leather-clad biker dude came strolling down the alley and proclaimed the words that will remain indelibly etched in my brain forever: "Dude, that sucks!" Since he was huge, he had no trouble in helping me get the ST upright, but it was largely toast. A very big repair bill. Yes, it sucked . . . it really sucked. Link to comment
Froggy Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 I gotta get me one of those... Link to comment
Fubar Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 1. See, I told you there was plenty of tread left. 2. Um, honey........ 3. Wait, this isn't my house. 4. Seriously, your honor, I was NOT drunk. 5. It's easier to work on this way. 6. On the phone: "Dude, can I borrow your engine lift?" 7. The neighbor to friends at the pub: "You ain't gonna believe this sh!t." Link to comment
hANNAbONE Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 ...hERE, hold my beer - I'm gonna try somethin'.... Link to comment
hANNAbONE Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 ...oSSIFFER, I demand to speak to the Peace of Chalese... Link to comment
Glenn Reed Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 ...hERE, hold my beer - I'm gonna try somethin'.... LOL (at work even...) Link to comment
BrianT Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 "That'll buff right out." Or "Honey, its not what it looks like." Or "I told you to stop blocking the garage." Link to comment
Ponch Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Ok Ok Ok I can fix this In the voice of Leo Getz, IE Joe Pesci. Link to comment
Ken H. Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 "Spend all night out cavorting around on that !@#$ motorcycle – I’ll show that son-of-a-itch lazy arz. They BOTH can sleep in the basement!" Link to comment
Okie_Roadrunner Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 The GPS said turn Left!!! They told not to start in gear............ Link to comment
Bill_Walker Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Seems that Whip rides as well on the street as he does on the dirt. 2009 is but a fond memory. Sigh. Link to comment
Froggy Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Ok Ok Ok I can fix this In the voice of Leo Getz, IE Joe Pesci. Link to comment
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.