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"We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could

produce the complete works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the

Internet, we know that is not true."

 

Robert Wilensky

 

 

:grin:

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I heard they're only up to "Richard III". But that's just a rumor. :rofl:

Joe Frickin' Friday
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Monkey-typing.jpg

 

So what else COULD a million monkeys type?

 

Clicky: Monkeys, Numbers, and You

 

But why Shakespeare? Why Hamlet? There are a lot of things that monkeys chained to typewriters can accomplish, let us not forget. Here, then, is a list of things our theoretical monkeys are -- mathematically speaking -- likely to come up with long before they finish Hamlet.
Dave in Doodah
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Good clicky...

 

Here's one I bet even the theoretical monkeys could not come up with:

 

The Federal Income Tax Code.

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Good clicky...

 

Here's one I bet even the theoretical monkeys could not come up with:

 

The Federal Income Tax Code.

 

That one was written by monkeys!!!

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That's an insult to monkeys everywhere. You will probably be hearing from the ASCPA.....and then the AICPA.

DavidEBSmith
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"This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters. Soon, they'll have finished the greatest novel known to man. "

 

"All right, let's see... 'It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?' You stupid monkey. "

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I just typed "Hamlet" in "Search" on this board and got 10 hits.

 

Seems like the theory may be true!

Joe Frickin' Friday
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I just typed "Hamlet" in "Search" on this board and got 10 hits.

 

Seems like the theory may be true!

 

All false starts. Just give us some time... :grin:

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I just typed "Hamlet" in "Search" on this board and got 10 hits.

 

Seems like the theory may be true!

 

I'll bet ya a dollar all such searches lead you to discussions about Ham, Lettuce and Tomato sandwiches and the great debates about what kind of oil to use.

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