Bud Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 98% of Harleys are still on the road. The other 2% made it home. Link to comment
Vic Purvis Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 My t-shirt says,I am not lost,I am just going by the scenic route Mexico Vic 07 RT with GPS Link to comment
CoarsegoldKid Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 I was telling my wife about some of these funny sayings. She said,"Did anyone say what BSA means." I had heard it before but forgot so she reminded me. Bastard Stopped Again. Of course that was probably a Lucas issue. Link to comment
FLTRI Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 "Well, at least you got your heads out from between your legs and your cylinders pointed in the right direction now." Paraphrasing someone here when I introduced myself on BMWST as a long time Harley rider, new to the BMW brand. I thought it was funny enough to use as my sig line on a HD site I frequent... Link to comment
Matts_12GS Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 I ride too far, too fast, and too often to ride Harley... Link to comment
BeemerLover Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 For those who drive oilheads or hexheads: Do your jugs bang together? Link to comment
Dave in Doodah Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 I love it - AND it's got a Don Martin (Madd magazine) feel to it...! Link to comment
farmerp Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 From a shirt I bought at A&S "If loud pipes save lives, imagine what learning how to ride that thing could do" Link to comment
4wheeldog Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 One of my most favorite T shirts had a large rendition of a Beemer type gas cap, with the 3 little words, "Fill, ride, repeat." Link to comment
BeemerBerg Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Had a tee shirt long ago with two hayseed farmers saddled to a pair of sows in the barnyard, with chickens about: "Don't know what those bikers see in riding hogs and chasing chicks" Link to comment
DaveinNCMn Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 From an old t-shirt I still have: My old lady, yes My dog, maybe My BMW, never! (Modified for BMW forum...) Link to comment
elkroeger Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 "Nuke and Pave. One world, one people, one slab of asphalt." and we all know "Loud Suits Save Lives" my favorite though, is the one about the nut that holds the handlebars. Link to comment
xbubblehead Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Anonymous and my favorite Only a motorcyclist knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window! Link to comment
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