Dances_With_Wiener_Dogs Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Throttle Rockets A colleague's wife has joined the ranks of roller derby girls (combatants?). She's having a tough time deciding on a name. Up for consideration are: Disasteroid Breakneck Bella Atomic Pepper DiandroiD The gal's name is Diane. The first two have promise, but Diane and others think it should be a little sexier. I don't think she's going for a XXX rating, but suggestion and innuendo go a long ways. I've posted the same question over at ADVrider and they've got the more lewd suggestions coming right and left. Any suggestions from the peanut gallery here? Thanks folks! Link to comment
BULLman Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Double D aka Dirty Diane How about Breakheart Bella??? instead Breakneck Have her take the name of her first dog, as the first name, add the name of the street she grew up, as the last name. Mine would be - Pepper St. Andrews Link to comment
SageRider Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Lady Diane (Try for the "class" angle) Link to comment
Joe Frickin' Friday Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 I would stay away from any name that ends in "-roid." Maybe "Demon Diane?" "Demolition Diane?" Link to comment
Redbrick Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Is there a prize offered for the winning name.... DIANOMIGHT has a ring to it.... Link to comment
Dances_With_Wiener_Dogs Posted February 11, 2009 Author Share Posted February 11, 2009 Yeah there's a prize - you get to be body-checked at full speed on a sling shot maneuver. Link to comment
EffBee Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Your wife has some interesting friends. Link to comment
tallman Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Since their mission is Intergalactic Domination, how about Di-earthling. Link to comment
Whip Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 "Meanest hunk of woman anyone ever seen." "Heavy handed hackysack mama" SPIKE Link to comment
Mike Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Dianamator, of course. But if she wants to be a little more literary, with a dose of double entendre, she could incorporate a reference to Greek mythology, "Diana, Goddess of the Wild." Link to comment
Joel Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 What Fernando said. I like the name DiandroiD. DIominatrix? Not really any innuendo in that one. Tanya Harding? Link to comment
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