Lawman Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Got a call to my local grocery store. Upon arrival was met by the manager who explained there was a lady in the deli section that seemed "not quite right" She then explained to me the incident that was the reason for the call. The deli section is a section that serves hot meals and has a small area with tables and chairs. The lady referred to was sitting in a chair at one of the tables and was being detained by another store employee who I noticed to be armed with a mop and bucket. When questioned the lady could not tell me how she got there, her name, or where she lived. Fortunately she had the name "Tiffany" tattooed on the back of her neck..I asked her who Tiffany was and that was enough to spark her memory of her first name, Tiffany. She was very confused and kept asking me what the problem was and why she was being detained. When I explained that it was illegal to go into Brookshire's deli, where people are eating, and climb upon a table, pull your pants down and pee all over the table, chair and floor she asked me "but what's the problem?" Assuming she either walked there or was dropped off I was quite surprised to learn she had actually driven and her Cadillac was in the parking lot. Upon walking out to the car I discovered a male sitting in the front passenger seat. I opened the front door to question him and in short order I realized he too was a little disoriented. He was holding in his hand a blount marijuana cigar and when I asked him why he was there he told me "Tiffany needed to stop and use the restroom". I asked him to step out of the car which he reluctantly did. Left laying in the seat was a bag full of crack rocks. Investigation revealed he had gotten out of the pen on parole two days earlier after serving several years for an aggravated robbery. Seems the culprit in this case was a little PCP. Two whole days of freedom.. I wish I could make this stuff up.. Link to comment
WestTX RT Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 But what's the problem? Link to comment
Highway41 Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 He was just bringing a Tiffany box home. Bill Link to comment
drzep Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Sounds like a typical day at work for me - except my patients don't need to drugs to get them peeing on furniture. Link to comment
tallman Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Appears to be another example of "profiling". I would expect this to be thrown out and the victims awarded millions of dollars, free lunch at the Deli and a reserved parking space at the grocery store. Link to comment
Whip Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Where I'm from(Detroit) they would have offered her a job and made him manager......or Mayor??????? Link to comment
Mister Tee Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 He was just bringing a Tiffany box home. Bill Sounds like Tiffany's box may have been out there for all to see. Link to comment
tallman Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 An update shows they are well on their way to recovery. Link to comment
Paul_Burkett Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Mayor? Where I come from, she could become "da Gubner", or for the right price.....a senator. Link to comment
elkroeger Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 This is why I decided to work with fish. Link to comment
upflying Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Typical police calls here in the compassionate SF Bay Area. Glad they are now heading to Texas. Link to comment
Huzband Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 She should have chosen a Barnes & Noble. There she would have been considered an artist, & there would be no problem. Link to comment
DaveTheAffable Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 This is why I decided to work with fish. From someone who lives where the state bird is a Salmon! (I can say that.... I used to live there ) Link to comment
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