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I know, I know, - why would I do such a thing in my late 40's? Yes, I broke speed laws, now I'm repenting at my leisure. But it was fun.

 

Anyway, I was minding my own business on a Saturday evening just a couple of weeks after I bought the new R1100S, when some rice-burnin-ninja-boom-splat machine pulled up behind me. He waited for a straight and went by (I stayed behind him). Then the road turned very curvey, - and it was obvious the guy didn't like curves. So, I just stayed behind him (laughing) because my Beemer was carving these curves and hairpins with ease. Then, on the next straight, he tried to make up for his lack of riding skills (on the curves) and opened his throttle. I then decided, "okay, let's see what this thing can do." Well, I blew by him like there was no tommorrow, and never saw him again.

 

My theory is that he was waiting for his power-band to kick in, - but with my twin-cylinder Beemer there is no such wait. By the time his power-band happened I was waaay beyond the next corner.

 

Now I know by experience why twin-cylinders are winning these Superbike road races (i.e. Ducati).

 

Now, my cooler head has prevailed, - and I'll alway obey speed laws.

 

-TS

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russell_bynum

I spanked a bunch of sportbikes today in the twisties...on my DRZ400 with knobby tires.

 

It ain't the machine, it's the rider.

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Lemme turn it around.

 

I got spanked hard by a guy this year, KNEE DRAGGING on some old 70's honda something-or-other while i was riding THE PACE on Mulholland.

 

I burst out laughing so hard I almost had to pull over.

 

+1 on the rider Russell.

Im laughing again now just thinking about it.

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I spanked a bunch of sportbikes today in the twisties...on my DRZ400 with knobby tires.

 

It ain't the machine, it's the rider.

 

You totally lost me there grin.gif

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VERY NICE! Have you tried a track day yet? thumbsup.gif

 

Has Russell tried a track day yet?

 

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Oh, wait.

 

It's not the track that gives him trouble. tongue.gif

 

 

(Another grenade) wave.gif

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I spanked a bunch of sportbikes today in the twisties...on my DRZ400 with knobby tires.

 

It ain't the machine, it's the rider.

 

You totally lost me there grin.gif

 

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Man, I really miss ragin' on Russell. We need to plan another trip.

 

It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

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I spanked a bunch of sportbikes today in the twisties...on my DRZ400 with knobby tires.

 

It ain't the machine, it's the rider.

 

You totally lost me there grin.gif

 

grin.gif

 

Man, I really miss ragin' on Russell. We need to plan another trip.

 

It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

 

Gotcha covered, David. grin.gifthumbsup.gif

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russell_bynum
I spanked a bunch of sportbikes today in the twisties...on my DRZ400 with knobby tires.

 

It ain't the machine, it's the rider.

 

You totally lost me there grin.gif

 

grin.gif

 

Man, I really miss ragin' on Russell. We need to plan another trip.

 

It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

 

 

grin.gif

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Fine.

 

Ignore me.

 

I don't care.

 

 

 

 

 

Really, I don't.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I spanked a bunch of sportbikes today in the twisties...on my DRZ400 with knobby tires.

 

It ain't the machine, it's the rider.

 

So what time did you wake up from your nap today?

 

errrrr, I mean, when did this happen? grin.gif

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That hurts.

 

But you're right, it wasn't any big deal. Just the first time I opened it up a little.

 

-TS

FWIW, it wasn't meant as a slam...

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On my way home from Sarasota last night in my VW I passed a motorhome pulling a 20' trailer like he was standing still!!! clap.gif

 

Big Deal! I smoked an old lady in an AMC Pacer off the line last week! thumbsup.gifgrin.gif

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eddd,

 

That's nothing, - I blew by a Toyota Prius (driven by the guy pictured below)...

 

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...while it was in it's full electrical assist mode.

 

Top that!!!

 

-TS

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