Whip Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 On my way to the dirt track these two went by me at about 80mph in a 45mph construction zone. I caught up to them down the road and took this pic. I really don't know what to say......... Why do these bikes even have a passenger seat????? Whip Link to comment
Lawman Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 "I really don't know what to say........." ___________________________________________ I do but I'd better not.... Link to comment
ShovelStrokeEd Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Looks to me like she had a different evening in mind than the rider. She: Skirt and heels and maybe pearls. He: Jeans and a t-shirt with sneakers. Maybe he was bringing her from/to work? I'm not even going to speculate on where her purse is or her right hand for that matter. Link to comment
rogera Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Hey, at least they have helments on. I've seen worse. Link to comment
mrfbuyer7 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Is that front wheel even touching the ground? That's a pretty big rear trunk for that poor little sports bike. Link to comment
Ben_Ricci Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 "High Heels" Well, I can only speak for myself, but I was once young and more or less clueless. Any further back and she'd cover this taillight. Pretty good job getting the photo on the fly! Link to comment
Tony_K Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 It used to be easy to spot a girl that has spent some time on a sport bike back seat with shorts or heals on. Typically in the from of a burn on their calf! But to be absolutely fair and unbiased I have one too from one of my death trap bikes! Link to comment
Albert Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Even worse . . . what if that's his mother? Yikes!! Link to comment
Calvin (no socks) Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Had to run to Wal-Mart to get some groceries... Link to comment
EffBee Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 "I really don't know what to say........." ___________________________________________ I do but I'd better not.... I do, and I don't mind. If (BIIIIIG "IF") they survive, they're probably going to breed. And maybe even (Lord save us) vote. If those two things aren't enough to scare the crap out of you, I don't know what will. Link to comment
Knifemaker Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Whip...be honest here....you scanned that pic. out of the National Geographic's Global Mating Rituals Spectacular. Link to comment
Lawman Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 On my way to the dirt track these two went by me at about 80mph in a 45mph construction zone. I caught up to them down the road and took this pic. I really don't know what to say......... Why do these bikes even have a passenger seat????? Whip If the picture demonstrates no redeeming qualities and there is very little of a positive nature that can be said I wonder why I keep flipping back to the picture???? Link to comment
Fugu Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 If black is indeed slimming, I'd hate to see that thing in white shorts... Link to comment
dzervit Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 If the picture demonstrates no redeeming qualities and there is very little of a positive nature that can be said I wonder why I keep flipping back to the picture???? Its like looking at the sun... you know its bad for you but you just can't help but look again... Link to comment
John in VA Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 I guess the pink helmet is her own? -- unless the guy keeps a pink helmet in his garage for all his lady riders? Link to comment
E30TECH Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 I really don't know what to say......... Allow me to help.....Her outfit is totally unacceptable. The skirt is entirely too long and the heels are too short. It would be nice to see a thong hanging out of the top of that skirt - maybe even a little tatoo just above the thong. Link to comment
Officer_Impersonator Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 maybe even a little tattoo just above the thong. Around here we call lower back tattoos a "Tramp Stamp". Link to comment
dzervit Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 I guess the pink helmet is her own? -- unless the guy keeps a pink helmet in his garage for all his lady riders? Link to comment
E30TECH Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 maybe even a little tattoo just above the thong. Around here we call lower back tattoos a "Tramp Stamp". Yeah I have another name too, but I didn't want to offend anyone's wife, girlfriend, or daughter. Link to comment
ShovelStrokeEd Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Whale tail is the accepted term down here. In this particular case, I'll pass. although, that position is not the most flattering for even a super model type. Link to comment
Quinn Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Whip, You noticed the heels first? Either you are old, have a shoe fettish, or women have been right all these years spending money on shoes instead of push-up bras. Link to comment
KrazyHorse Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 "In this particular case, I'll pass. although, that position is not the most flattering for even a super model type"\ That's what I'm saying....besides, make fun of her lack of protection all you want but it hits kinda close to home when you make fun of her weight. Like a few have mentioned, I'm amazed by how many of you guys evidently never did things differently when you were younger than you are now. Would I ever ride in that outfit on any bike, let alone that one? Hell no!. But if the crotch rockets were bigger when I was younger I'm sure there would be pics of me sitting like that. Just sayin'. Patti (a trampstamp owning, thong wearing, not skinny chick) Link to comment
tallman Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 . In this particular case, I'll pass. although, that position is not the most flattering for even a super model type. Exactly. One might wonder how some of us would look back there. Gear, or lack thereof? What they're wearing wouldn't be my choice. But, it is their choice. Is this any riskier than some of our tales? Perhaps. As to her physical appearance, well she's probably very attractive when not in pretzel mode. Link to comment
Lawman Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 As to her physical appearance, well she's probably very attractive when not in pretzel mode. Let me go take one more quick look.. Link to comment
E30TECH Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Patti (a trampstamp owning, thong wearing, not skinny chick) Now thats hot Link to comment
Stir Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 If the picture demonstrates no redeeming qualities and there is very little of a positive nature that can be said I wonder why I keep flipping back to the picture???? You like big butts an' you cannot lie? Link to comment
Limecreek Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Those are the new Sidi pumps. Link to comment
kcscout Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 This is no reflection of weight, tattoos or proper gear - just geometry and physics. Every time I see one of THOSE bikes with a pillion I figure it's an any gear wheelie just waiting to happen. Link to comment
Les is more Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Interesting how this post became all about the pillion. I feel like I'm running the gauntlet past a construction site. I'm trying to keep my sense of humor but maybe we could step away from the boy's locker room. Besides, I thinks Eff's friend Jeana would laugh this lightweight right off the street. I'll bet that her feelings would be hurt to think that you'd even give that poor girl a second look. Am I right Jeana? (and before you say anything, I've talked to Jeana and she's pretty proud of this pic) Link to comment
Lawman Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 "I really don't know what to say........." Link to comment
Tony_K Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 maybe even a little tattoo just above the thong. Around here we call lower back tattoos a "Tramp Stamp". Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the definition of "tramp stamp" I took this picture at Willow Springs last year at the Toyota 200 race. It took me forever to find in my database but here it is, enjoy! Link to comment
DavidEBSmith Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Besides, I thinks Eff's friend Jeana would laugh this lightweight right off the street. I'll bet that her feelings would be hurt to think that you'd even give that poor girl a second look. Am I right Jeana? (and before you say anything, I've talked to Jeana and she's pretty proud of this pic) Oh, that's just wrong and awful. Isn't that one of those old-fashioned equestrian helmets she's wearing? Completely inappropriate for use on a motorcycle. And no gloves? How can you ride with no protective gloves? I'm just horrified that you would post a picture of somebody on a BMW wearing less than full ATGATT. An equestrian helmet, for G-d's sake! What are you thinking?? Link to comment
philbytx Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 I'm willing to bet that Eff speaks in a small squeaky voice with that lady on the pillion!! Link to comment
StuGotz Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 ok lemme step in here... <the yellow zone is for freight loading and unloading only> moderators may delete if necessary. MB> Link to comment
Kaneman Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 I've got a pillion she can...eh...never mind. Link to comment
E30TECH Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 I'm willing to bet that Eff speaks in a small squeaky voice with that lady on the pillion!! He speaks with a squeaky voice regardless. Link to comment
BMT Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 I caught up to them down the road and took this pic. I really don't know what to say......... They're probably posting on a forum right now: "I couldn't believe it -- some guy chased us down and took photos of us. I thought the cell users were bad enough ..." Still, no damage done, eh? Link to comment
leikam Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 I saw a similar sight on the way to work today. Two-up on a sportbike going about 90 in a 65 and passing everybody in sight. Both were without gear save for full-face helmets, but this is hardly news. Those bikes have pillion seats because passengers are willing to sit on them and riders enjoy the company and she's wearing heels because there's just no storage space at all on those bikes for an extra pair of shoes. Link to comment
norah Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 I Now that's REALLY haulen a$$!! (Sorry but I couldn't help myself...too much coffee)! Link to comment
Stir Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Interesting how this post became all about the pillion. I feel like I'm running the gauntlet past a construction site. I'm trying to keep my sense of humor but maybe we could step away from the boy's locker room. Besides, I thinks Eff's friend Jeana would laugh this lightweight right off the street. I'll bet that her feelings would be hurt to think that you'd even give that poor girl a second look. Am I right Jeana? (and before you say anything, I've talked to Jeana and she's pretty proud of this pic) Foul! I was responding to Lawman saying he couldn't take his eyes off the picture but didn't know why. Two things popped into my head. The Cheers episode where a real hot woman is after Norm and the second was the lyrics to that rap song. I could try electro shock therapy but I suspect it would only make it worse. Link to comment
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