Henrico School Board gets pranked

[Rougarou]

 

 

The names he calls are:

Phil McCracken

Suq Madiq

Ophilia McHock

Eileen Dover

Don Keedic

Wayne Kerr

[Hosstage]

Just shows that people don't pay attention to what they're doing.

Pretty good prank!

[Red]

17 hours ago, Rougarou said:

 

 

The names he calls are:

Phil McCracken

Suq Madiq

Ophilia McHock

Eileen Dover

Don Keedic

Wayne Kerr

These are amature hour.  I carry about 25 'names' used in the credits for the Click and Clack radio show on NPR.  I used them frequently when signing credit card receipts that no one every checked.  Chips have taken that fun away.  here are a few good ones.

Dewey Hafta, Neil Down, Anita Buttkiss, Pete Moss, Artie Fischel, Roxanne Debris, Seymore Robins, Hugh Jass, Hany Panky, Pat Matukus, Isabel Ringing, Lisa Carr, Al Fresco, Uri Placeable, Wilma Butfit, Kurt Reply, Hugo Phurst, Philip Harmonic, Ella Fynoe, Frieda Wales, Harry Mammoth, Jay Walker, Jim Shortz, Hyman Olcowhand, Howard D. Oysters, Luke Bizzy, Amal Shukup, Pete Whaker (I actually knew a guy with this name), Cory Ander, Pat McCrotch.  There are many more.  Probably still on line.  I worked at a pizza place 50 years ago.  We had to page people to pick up their orders.  One we'd get called in would be for Katie Meoff.  Well, if she's not answering, please page her husband Jack. 

[Rougarou]

4 hours ago, Red said:

These are amature hour.  I carry about 25 'names' used in the credits for the Click and Clack radio show on NPR.  I used them frequently when signing credit card receipts that no one every checked.  Chips have taken that fun away.  here are a few good ones.

Dewey Hafta, Neil Down, Anita Buttkiss, Pete Moss, Artie Fischel, Roxanne Debris, Seymore Robins, Hugh Jass, Hany Panky, Pat Matukus, Isabel Ringing, Lisa Carr, Al Fresco, Uri Placeable, Wilma Butfit, Kurt Reply, Hugo Phurst, Philip Harmonic, Ella Fynoe, Frieda Wales, Harry Mammoth, Jay Walker, Jim Shortz, Hyman Olcowhand, Howard D. Oysters, Luke Bizzy, Amal Shukup, Pete Whaker (I actually knew a guy with this name), Cory Ander, Pat McCrotch.  There are many more.  Probably still on line.  I worked at a pizza place 50 years ago.  We had to page people to pick up their orders.  One we'd get called in would be for Katie Meoff.  Well, if she's not answering, please page her husband Jack. 

 

You forgot Harry Bush,......and I did have a MGySgt, his name was Harry (not Harold) Bush,........what parents he musta had.  I also had a Pvt Benjamin Dover,....when he checked in, I had to, for myself, check his ID card.

 

I think it's pretty funny that they slipped a slew of names in. 

[BrianM]

What about the best name in racing, Dick Trickle?

[taylor1]

When in the Coast Guard we would get recruits that would stand watch. When they were real fresh , we would have them pipe seaman stains to the laundry room

[TEWKS]

There’s a Dr up in this area, his name, Dr. Buck Woo. 

[Rougarou]

The Navy has weird ranks whereas they go by their MOS (job)/rating,.....instead of Seaman 2nd Class it's HN2 (hospital corpsman) 2nd class, or YN2 Yeoman 2nd class or Interior Communications 2nd Class and they're also called by just the initial two letter designators.

 

On shipboard deployments and in a liberty port, when leaving the ship, we have to sign out with our respective units.  I was in a grunt company, my friend (HN1-which is a Navy guy E6) was in a headquarters and support company.  I had signed out of my company and accompanied Doc Zimmerman in the line to sign out with his H&S company.  Doc Z signs out, gets his liberty card, then the troop asks me my name to retrieve my liberty card,....I replied "IC2 Cox",.......Dox Z rolls his eyes at me,.....I say,...."Its you guys rank structure".

 

 

[Hosstage]

When I worked at KMart as a kid, a friend pulled the Jack Meoff stunt on the door guard. I thought I was going to die laughing. The manager asked the guard who he just paged. 

Jack Meoff 

Who?

Jack Me...  that sonofabich.

 

 

 

 

[Red]

I went to jr high with a kid named Rusty Pipes.  As a pup, we lived next to a couple with the last name of [censored].  I kid you not.

[Rougarou]

5 hours ago, Red said:

I went to jr high with a kid named Rusty Pipes.  As a pup, we lived next to a couple with the last name of [censored].  I kid you not.

 

The censor gotcha,.....sometimes you gotta change the spelling a wee bit.

[TEWKS]

Must censor using the George Carlin list. 

[chrisolson]

8 hours ago, TEWKS said:

Must censor using the George Carlin list. 

 

Yep, its a holdover from the previous administration 

[Red]

OK, no worries.  The last name rhymed with Truck.

[TEWKS]

10 minutes ago, Red said:

OK, no worries.  The last name rhymed with Truck.

Hope the wife’s first name wasn’t Aneeda. 

[taylor1]

I still don't get it  Buck , Luck , Pluck ..............  Oh I got it     schmuck  

[Rougarou]

1 hour ago, TEWKS said:

Hope the wife’s first name wasn’t Aneeda. 

 

Iliketa

[RogerC60]

When I was in college, I was starting a new co-op tour in a large department of a large intelligence gathering agency in the U.S. Dept. of Defense. My supervisor told me I'd need to talk to "Harry Bear" about my assignment. I thought, "Yeah, let's prank the co-op on his first day" so I just grinned and said okay. Then later as I was being introduced around, they introduced me to Harry Baer. That was really the guy's name.

[Hosstage]

They missed the classic Mike Hunt.